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   From: SkinUp@Will.com   
      
   "projectile vomit chick"  wrote in message   
   news:CTpFb.485$lo3.135@newsread2.news.pas.earthlink.net...   
   >   
   > "Vote Your Uterus"  wrote in message   
   > news:3r37uvs9m5paif7cadljakvuq4ef5pkj81@4ax.com...   
   > > On Fri, 19 Dec 2003 11:30:37 GMT, Seven Nation Amy   
   > >  took 3 hits of acid and hallucinated the   
   > > following:   
   > >   
   > > >"Shaun Henderson"  wrote in   
   > > >news:brui75$lrl$1@lust.ihug.co.nz:   
   > > >   
   > > >>   
   > > >> Teh Sand00d  wrote in message   
   > > >> news:brudkd$7h0c4$1@ID-183756.news.uni-berlin.de...   
   > > >>>   
   > > >>> "Zennousha Shukun"  wrote in message   
   > > >>> news:3FE27C1C.1050504@basichelp.com...   
   > > >>> > On 12/18/2003 7:50 AM Richard Kelly decided it best to tell us,   
   > > >>> > before showing us:   
   > > >>> >   
   > > >>> > >> > Sigh, typical fuckstick. TEH FUCKSTICK, even.   
   > > >>> > >>   
   > > >>> > >> You've not been given permission to post.   
   > > >>> > >>   
   > > >>> > >> Cease posting until I give you permission.   
   > > >>> > >   
   > > >>> > > Ooh, I love it when they invade and team up. It's Tag Team AMN   
   vs   
   > > >>> > > The   
   > > >>> Rest.   
   > > >>> > >   
   > > >>> > > Tag... Shukun!   
   > > >>> > >   
   > > >>> > >   
   > > >>> >   
   > > >>> > Ah, they bore me.   
   > > >>>   
   > > >>> Sure we do.   
   > > >>>   
   > > >>> Either that or your tiny mind can't conjure up the most basic of   
   > > >>> flames.   
   > > >>>   
   > > >>>   
   > > >>   
   > > >> Why do you feel the need to flame?   
   > > >   
   > > >Well it's like this.  There you are, sat at your shiny new PC and   
   you've   
   > > >done the whole Solitaire thing to death and there ARE no more ways you   
   > can   
   > > >type "cunt" in Windings, so off you go exploring the big online world   
   and   
   > > >you discover it's not that innocent place you'd heard about, where   
   people   
   > > >buy stuff and shoot a few niceties with each other, because you   
   stumbled   
   > on   
   > > >a newsgroup and, try as you did, they weren't very welcoming.   
   > > >   
   > > >Someone called you a top posting moron perhaps?  A shit-eating OE user?   
   > Or   
   > > >maybe they suggested, using a display of rather colourful language,   
   that   
   > > >you lurk before posting because, after all, they are such immensely   
   > > >important people and God forbid you should put a nose or two out of   
   > > >joint...   
   > > >   
   > > >So you reflect on this and surmise that you have three options.  You   
   can   
   > > >cry, go back to Solitaire and fonts.  You can apologise and kiss ass   
   > until   
   > > >someone says "hey, she's not so bad.  She kisses ass good"   
   > > >   
   > > >Or you can develop a healthy, humorous and unrelenting possession of   
   the   
   > > >English Language in order to help make Usenet what it is today...   
   > > >   
   > > >... full of fun loving criminals who truly understand that the pen, or   
   > the   
   > > >keyboard in this case, is far mightier than the sword.  Unless, of   
   > course,   
   > > >someone comes rushing at you with a 41" Claymore, in which case I'd   
   > suggest   
   > > >you have a re-think on the pen front.   
   > >   
   > >   
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   You find vote your uterus just as boring as I do, huh?   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
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