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   From: henry_walker_212@yahoo.com   
      
   Russell B wrote:   
   > Despite all his or her rage, "John McGuirk"   
   >  is still just a rat in a cage:   
   >   
   >> "Russell B"  wrote in message   
   >> news:aage609u9gihf6f9um5omrtjq1aj8fcpav@4ax.com...   
   >>> Despite all his or her rage, "John McGuirk"   
   >>>  is still just a rat in a cage:   
   >>>   
   >>>> "Russell B"  wrote in message   
   >>>   
   >>> news:c3u9f5$e1t$2@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...   
   >>>>> I hope "John McGuirk"  gets   
   >>>>> stung by bees.   
   >>>>>   
   >>>>>> Flush or waste basket?   
   >>>>>>   
   >>>>>> Discuss.   
   >>>>>   
   >>>>> Since this is you talking, I'll assume it's a hypothetical   
   >>>>> situation, lol. But the answer is as follows:  Your place,   
   >>>>> doesn't matter.  Her place, FLUSH.  For the love of God, FLUSH.   
   >>>>   
   >>>> If it's my place, it doesn't matter? I bet your   
   >>>> one of those slobs who uses your toilet like a   
   >>>> garbage can. You should NEVER flush anything down   
   >>>> the toilet except doodie, peeps and toilet paper.   
   >>>> Are you trying to destroy your plumbing? Hmmmm?   
   >>>   
   >>> No, I'm trying to destroy yours.  Ha ha ha ha.   
   >>>   
   >>> No, but seriously.  Let me tell you a little story.  Won time, my   
   >>> friend was coming over to pick me up so that we could go and see   
   >>> some snotty indie-rock band play at a club somewhere.  On the way   
   >>> over to pick me up, he noticed that his parents' car, which he was   
   >>> borrowing because his was in the shop, needed some oil.  So, when   
   >>> he got to my street, he parked his car in the alley and topped up   
   >>> his engine with some oil that was in the trunk.  Well, when my   
   >>> friend came to the door, he had this worried look on his face, so I   
   >>> asked him what was wrong.  And he told me that while topping up the   
   >>> oil, he had managed to spill some on the engine.  And in a very   
   >>> concerned tone of voice, he asked me: "Will that...hurt the   
   >>> engine?"  Naturally, I suppressed my smirk as much as I could while   
   >>> informing him that you can't hurt an engine by spilling oil on it.   
   >>> Because, you know...it's a FUCKING ENGINE, not a seven-layer cake.   
   >>>   
   >>> Anywho, the reason I am telling you this story (besides the fact   
   >>> that, like all my stories, it is fascinating) is because you just   
   >>> reminded me of that friend right now, Sharkie.  For real, dude.  Do   
   >>> you believe every old wives tale that you read in Family Circle?   
   >>> Fuck.  You couldn't look like more of a little bitch right now if   
   >>> you were wearing a pink frilly dress.  With a picture of a guy   
   >>> wearing a pink frilly dress on it.  And I say that with all due   
   >>> respect.   
   >>>   
   >>   
   >> It is not an old wive's tale. Last year, my   
   >> brother had to call a plumber to repair his septic   
   >> tank. The plumber pulled out hundreds of used   
   >> condoms from out of that thing. Left a huge mess   
   >> in his back yard too. Funny thing is....he doesn't   
   >> even wear condoms....he had a vasectomy like years   
   >> ago. His wife insisted on it.   
   >   
   > What an odd story.  I mean, is it just me or does something not add   
   > up here? Your brother doesn't use condoms...and yet, there are a   
   > bunch of condoms in his septic tank.  You know what I mean?  It just   
   > seems odd somehow.  Like something isn't right.  Well, thanks for the   
   > story, dude.  That'll give me something to ponder tomorrow at work.   
   >   
   >>>>> (Oh, and if you share a place, just drop them by the side of the   
   >>>>> bed. She'll pick them up when she cleans the house tomorrow.   
   >>>>> That's her job, remember?)   
   >>>>   
   >>>> P.S. Have you seen that movie Spellbound? At least   
   >>>> 3 of the spelling bee girls look like Pinch.   
   >>>   
   >>> Yeah, especially the won who talked like a robot and played guitar.   
   >>> Oh, wait.  That was a guy.   
   >>   
   >> They live 2 towns away from me. I think i'm going   
   >> to go over there and teach them how to be less   
   >> jewish.   
   >   
   > Yeah.  Why don't you get Richard Simmons to teach them how to be less   
   > gay while you're at it.  Sheeeeeeeeeesh.   
      
   Why don't you ask Flipper Mike to teach you how to be funny?   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
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