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   Les Albert to notsaying@127.0.0.1   
   Re: Thanksgiving Memories of a Bygone Er   
   28 Nov 20 14:01:05   
   
   From: lalbert1@aol.com   
      
   On Sat, 28 Nov 2020 20:46:48 -0000 (UTC), "Kerr-Mudd,John"   
    wrote:   
   >On Thu, 26 Nov 2020 14:46:57 GMT, Bob  wrote:   
      
   >> Wild turkeys fly just fine.  Commercial turkeys know how, but can't   
   >> because they aren't built for it.   
   >> But what would be the point of throwing flying turkeys out of a truck   
   >> or helicopter?  Like people would want to catch them with their bare   
   >> hands?  BETTER they go splat!   
      
   >Sadly   
   >Violence=comedy.  Hmm.   
      
      
   "Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open   
   sewer and die." - Mel Brooks   
      
   Les   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
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