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|    18 Dec 20 12:03:12    |
      From: robgood@bestweb.net              I was just called in on an emergency for a client of my lawyer friend. Due to       the inattention of an employee who was leaving, their product, a cosmetic foot       pad, was under hold by FDA as what they saw as a new drug. All I had to do       was certify its        safety in use. One problem: The initial draft of the certification described       it as a food pad rather than a foot pad.              Bob in Andover              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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