home bbs files messages ]

Forums before death by AOL, social media and spammers... "We can't have nice things"

   alt.fan.cecil-adams      Fans of legendary knowitall Cecil Adams      144,831 messages   

[   << oldest   |   < older   |   list   |   newer >   |   newest >>   ]

   Message 143,430 of 144,831   
   Questor to darkon   
   Re: Jewish Space Laser   
   01 Feb 21 21:25:35   
   
   From: usenet@only.tnx   
      
   On Mon, 1 Feb 2021 03:20:25 -0000 (UTC), darkon  wrote:   
   >I haven't posted here regularly for a long time, but  want to share   
   >this parody of Paperback Writer by the Beatles:   
   >   
   >Dear Jew or Gentile would you take a look   
   >I've got a giant laser in the overlook   
   >It can start a fire with its bluish beam   
   >I want to rule the world   
   >and I'm gonna with my Jewish Space Laser   
   >Jewish Space Laser!   
      
   I must admit that's a perfect choice of song for pairing with that phrase, but   
   it may be a while before I disassociate that image with a perfectly good   
   Beatles   
   tune.   
      
   --   
   Occasionally, amidst all the bad haiku, a good one is found.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

[   << oldest   |   < older   |   list   |   newer >   |   newest >>   ]


(c) 1994,  bbs@darkrealms.ca