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|    Questor to All    |
|    a dozen miscellaneous thoughts    |
|    30 Aug 21 10:37:48    |
      From: usenet@only.tnx              If I had the money and the space, I'd like to have a George Rhoads       "audiokinetic" sculpture in my home. I just learned that sadly he passed away       early last month.                     I think that in cities that are largely laid out in a grid pattern, public       transit buses should travel in a square wave pattern up and down on the avenues       and back and forth on the cross streets. it Seems to me there would be a bus       coming along every few minutes, and one could get anywhere in the grid with       just       one transfer from an avenue bus to a cross street bus (or vice versa).                     It has always bugged me a little that the computer versions of (Klondike)       solitaire don't perform the "Vegas" scoring correctly "according to Hoyle."        One       "buys" the pack of cards for $52, and receives $5 for each card played on the       foundation. If the player wins by moving all 52 cards to the foundation, they       are supposed to get $500. I haven't seen any computer version that does this.                     I have never found Martin Short to be very funny.                     Is it just me, or do all the sportcasters on the local TV news programs seem to       be shouting their reports?                     I have fairly simple desires. For example, I'd like to live for one full year,       -- all four seasons -- at Fallingwater.                     At such point that electric vehicles overwhelmingly dominate the market and       internal combustion vehicles fade away, the trope of committing suicide by       locking oneself in the garage and running the engine will disappear as well.                     I have become old, the continuing saga: I sometimes bring a book to medical       appointments in the event there is going to be some waiting involved. A nurse       is intrigued because I'm always reading some work of non-fiction. I happen to       be reading "Just A Shot Away: Peace, Love, and Tragedy With the Rolling Stones       at Altamont" by Saul Austerlitz (2018; Thomas Dunne Books), and when she       inquires about what I'm reading I tell her it's about the Rolling Stones and       the       disasterous Altamont concert. The name "Rolling Stones" barely registers with       her, and shes never even heard of the Altamont debacle.                     When some book or television program says it's the "untold story," doesn't that       immediately make it a "told story?"                     We may have covered this before, but it bears repeating: if I order a pizza       that is one-half pepperoni and mushroom, and one-half sausage and onion,       then that counts as only two items, not four. Similarly, charging any extra       fee       to split a pizza in such a manner is simply opportunistic money-grubbing and is       to be excoriated.                     In the television program "The Green Hornet," his car, the Black Beauty, is       stored upside down under the garage floor. I wonder what problems a real car       might develop if it was stored upside down.                     The phrase, "eyes like a hawk" is certainly very apt. To begin with, they have       up to five times as many receptors as humans. In other words, they have a       greater resolution -- more pixels in a sense. Additionally, they can separate       images twice as fast as humans, which can be thought of as having a faster       frame       rate. Movies work in large part due to our retinal persistence. Unlike       people,       a hawk in a movie theater would probably easily perceive the flickering and see       the room as being dark most of the time.              --       I wish I was a headlight on a Northbound train; I'd shine my light through       cool Colorado rain              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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