XPost: alt.buddha.short.fat.guy   
   From: no@spam.invalid   
      
   In article , ansaman@gmail.com says...   
   >Apparently, there is a MAJOR volcanic eruption about   
   >50 miles north of Tonga at the Hunga Tonga volcano.   
   >A very damaging tsunami has hit the islands and the   
   >sky has gone black. Sounds like a Krakatoa type   
   >eruption!!   
   >   
   >- Large eruption at Tonga's Hunga volcano   
   >   
   >- Follows smaller eruption yesterday   
   >   
   >- Volcano is partially undersea   
   >   
   >- Tonga hit by damaging tsunami   
   >   
   >- Shockwave heard and felt hundreds of miles away   
   >   
   >- Tsunami warning for American Samoa   
   >   
   >Last time an eruption like this happened,   
   >it caused a major global cooling for a couple   
   >of years. Watch for atmospheric effects like   
   >redder sunrises and sunsets and possibly other   
   >major happenings worldwide.   
   >   
   >VOLCANO OF DEATH ! (heavy metal riff!)   
      
   alt.fan.cecil-adams?   
      
   I don't want no global cooling!  Low -21 here today.   
      
   The Wikipedia entry shows no Tongan deaths yet,   
   but some in Peru (from the tidal wave).  I   
   interpret this as quite likely meaning that   
   Tonga is in such bad shape everything is hard to   
   do.   
      
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