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   From: mshaw@panix.com   
      
   In alt.folklore.urban danny burstein  wrote:   
   > In <10h2eb9$csr$1@reader2.panix.com> Mark Shaw  writes:   
      
   > >Reggie Hackner stared at his typewriter with gimlet eyes shot with   
   > >red like those of a sterno bum on a five-day bender. "What does   
   > >the future hold for a specialist such as I," he moaned internally.   
   > >"Now I have nothing to offer the squares to raise them from their   
   > >self-made Procrustean bed of form and mediocrity!"   
      
   > The roooolezzz are it has to be a single sentence.  Sorry.   
      
   I think that the first one might qualify for at least a placement.   
   Might need a bit of embellishment.   
      
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   Mark Shaw                                        moc TOD liamg TA wahsnm   
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