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   Otto Bahn to Leo   
   Re: It's all the evil puppy's fault!   
   30 Jan 06 11:06:56   
   
   XPost: alt.religion.kibology   
   From: GoAheadKissMyAss@Blew.Devels.com   
      
   "Leo"  wrote   
      
   >> However, I do wonder what quality coffee I will find in Narrabri.   
   >   
   > Further down the hole at a place called Wee Waa they use "Pablo" or   
   > "International Roast". According to them, Nescafe is for pooves. Maybe   
   > you will be luckier in Narrabri, but I doubt it. The locals were still   
   > pointing and laughing at planes 10 years ago.   
      
   Nescafe was big in (the) Ukraine.  Big BIG.  Other   
   Merkin brands were acceptable currency, but for some   
   reason Nescafe was the market standard.  Getting a   
   cup of coffee made from actual beans was quite rare.   
   Even upscale restaurants had big urns of hot water   
   and little individual packets of Nescafe.   
      
   I think civilizations can be judged by the quality   
   of their caffeinated and alcoholic beverages.  Ukrainia   
   does quite well in the latter -- that 12% ABW beer   
   saved my life -- but is a cultural wasteland with   
   the exception of espresso.  The USA!!!  USA!!!  USA!!!   
   is finally achieving world dominance, at least in   
   availability.  Your average bozo still farts Maxwell   
   House and Budweiser.   
      
   --oTTo--   
      
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