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   From: jonjon@gurkia.com   
      
   Backfiring, ReFermenting, Frizzeling, and Ferment Stew Wells, Etc.   
   Updated 10-31-06 Rev. a   
      
   Backfiring, or refermenting the stew base is important to do for each   
   of your ferment regenerative and rejuvenative stews, which they all   
   are, as they have alchohol and sugars and yeasts in them, or the   
   fermentosis buggies who keep the stews healthy and useful for your   
   consumption.   
      
   If fermentation dies down, and it gets sluggish after awhile, then the   
   ferment stew will stagger and drop dead, and then it is of no use to   
   anyone. A stew staggers when there are not enough little buggies parts   
   and other things to eat to keep the ferment buggies, the fermentosis   
   buggies healthy and alive and well fed.   
      
   You need to feed the low level fermentosis buggies in your stews, and   
   all the useful fermentosis buggies in your ferment stews, if you want   
   to keep a healthy stew brewing, year after year, after year, and they   
   will begin to stagger after about 2 to 3 months, or so, if you do not   
   feed them properly, with raw sugar, honey, molasses, maple syrup, a   
   little fruit preserves, and lots of starches, such as fermented corn   
   meal, rye, wheat, barley, oats, millet, grains, other edible seeds,   
   fermented potatoes, yams, and other starchy vegetables, fermented   
   apples, cantelope, kiwi, grapes, plumbs, nectarines, peaches, guava,   
   papaya, and pears, and you can add Vodka, Gin, Whiskey, or other   
   drinkable achoholic beverage, beer, wine, ale, and lager as well. If   
   there is not enough food for them in the ferment stew, then within   
   about 8 to 15 years of so, they will begin to go sour, and then once   
   they go sour, they are no good for anyone.   
      
   All you can do with a sour ferment stew which has gone bad, is pour it   
   down the drain, and begin all over, again. All the condiments will be   
   wasted, if you let it go sour, and then it will become toxic to use,   
   unless you know how to get it up and running again, and in that case,   
   you may be lucky, and come out with a better stew in the long run,   
   then you would have expected to in the first place.   
      
   You might win a gold medal in the ferment stew competitions in your   
   neighbor hoods and in your block parties and festivals with your   
   neighborhood residents, and family and friends, and you'll be the   
   proud winner of a healthier and more completely regenerated body, if   
   you do it right.   
      
   Miss Stew Queen of the neighbor hood association will come and award   
   you with a little tweeking to your dick, if you are a male, and then   
   she will take a drink out of the tap, and see how good it tastes, and   
   if your spermy stuff is tasting toasty, that is not so hot, then you   
   will not win a prize, and Miss Stew Queen will think twice before she   
   tastes your juices, again, but if you get the hard dick mold stew with   
   sumak up and running, or any of the other honey pot chemical or   
   orgasming me orgasming you honey pot chemical ferment stews up and   
   running, and you take these stews and ingest all of the wonderfully   
   good for you delicious and nutritious buggie juices that they are all   
   preparing for you, like a hot steak dinner, then your teste juices,   
   and this applies to women as much as it does to men, will begin to   
   taste very good, and when Mr. Stew King, we still live in a male   
   oriented society, so sorry about that, well, when he comes out and   
   tastes your female hebridies, or female ejaculate, and notices you   
   haven't been taking your ferment stew very regularly and you haven't   
   been taking it or them diligently, then you will not win a prize,   
   either, and Mr. Stew BejesuitKing, that's a guy who thinks he is king,   
   but he is not really, and he is just acting the part, will tell you to   
   go home and drink your stews religiously before you come to be test   
   tasted, again, and it can be an awfully embarrassing situation, for   
   the both of you, if you are both told to go to your respective homes,   
   and then drink your ferment teste juices enhancer stews more   
   religously, and come back and see them in about 8 to 15 to 30 or 80 to   
   1,559,859 years, or so, as we are in such poor health, nobody is going   
   to have tasty teste juices, regardless of how much we drink our teste   
   juices enhancer stews, cause we are all in such lousy health, we   
   haven't got a chance in a million years to be able to produce healthy   
   and delicious tasting teste juices.   
      
   Well, that's the sad side of it, but the happy side of it, if there is   
   one, is that we will be around for the rest of infinity living   
   eternally, and we will not be dying, so long as we erase the karmatic   
   markup tags and tokens and bullitzers, and sign posts, and storage   
   lockers full of cannisters and bins and bins of markups, and there is   
   no end to how many we have, as we've been here so gosh darn long, it   
   will make my kids heads spin off if they try to calculate it for me,   
   as they have better things to do than that, and it will puncture my   
   brain, and I'll fall back into a coma and go apeshit and forget who I   
   am, again, if I try to figure it out, and just the mere thought of it,   
   sends detuning shock waves up and down and through my nervous systems,   
   and so if I don't want to go into another coma and forget who I am,   
   I'm not going to think about it, too often, and I'm just going to   
   pretend that it's bettter off that I don't have my counting system,   
   anymore, in tact, anyway, to be able to tell you how long we've been   
   here, and my kids don't mind it, knowing how long it is, and they   
   laugh at me, and know that my brain can't take the shock of it, so   
   they never tell me, anything about really how long we've been here,   
   and they just tell me, well, keep going, and eventually, in a few   
   trillion zillion plus aeons, you'll begin to get a flickering of a   
   candle wick just beginning to almost burn, but it will be a lot longer   
   before that match even gets near enough to make that wick combust, by   
   which time, I may be able to take out my books, and notebooks, and   
   after who knows how many years, of note taking and scribbling here at   
   home, I'll go through them all, and then I'll look for my notes on   
   years, and time units, and then I'll start to piece it together, but   
   it will take an awfully long time to go through all those books, and I   
   will be too busy to spend more than a few minutes on it every two to   
   three million years or so, so I'll just shove it aside, and wait a   
   while longer, and then someday, I'll begin to figure it out, but if I   
   want to keep my brain from overly traumatizing itself, I'll not think   
      
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