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   From: agent-smith@two-blocks-on-your-left.com   
      
   "Robert Cohen"  wrote in   
   news:1156705882.362531.289210@m79g2000cwm.googlegroups.com:   
      
   > Last night Amy Pollar  on the SNL starring Anthony Bendaras repeat   
   > re-created Sharon Stone's infamous scene. The camera-angle  did not do   
   > licentious justice to the subject matter, HAIRPIE. The FCC  probably   
   > received some complaints.   
   >   
   > Jebus Saves wrote:   
   >> "movie critic"  wrote in message   
   >> news:1156650330.004474.221910@74g2000cwt.googlegroups.com...   
   >> > What if in the third installment Sharon Stone would spread her legs   
   >> > but everytime she does it you see a baby's head poking out of it?   
   >> > That is some serious drama right there.   
   >>   
   >> I say they just have the entire movie happen in a Gynocologists   
   >> office and different women come in, hop up in the stirrups and they   
   >> show closeups for 2 hours.   
      
   Excellent idea.  Do all that while having a psychiatric interview with   
   Stone's evil doctor.  You could film the whole movie in flashbacks, and   
   have the "patients" recount terrifying sexual misadventures.  Do all   
   this while the "doctor" has both of her hands inside the narrator, all   
   the way up to the elbow.   
      
   Zalman King can use it as a weekly formula for a regular series on the   
   USA network.  :)~   
      
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