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    nebusj-@-rpi-.edu (Joseph Nebus) wrote:   
      
   > 	1.  Best Musical Guest?   
      
   Joan Jett.   
      
   > 	2.  Best reason for Kevin Nealon to be on?   
      
   He needs the check for $720.53, or whatever the exact amount is these   
   days.   
      
   > 	3.  How many hours has it been since Mike Lupica was last on?   
      
   Seems like it's been a long time, although he was just on "The Colbert   
   Report" last week.   
      
   > 	4.  Will they have the Christmas Decorations up?   
      
   Well, they already had La Bamba's mustache up last week, but I assume   
   you're referring to the "real" Christmas decorations, so I'll say no.   
      
   > 	5.  Will they have an excuse not to have them up?   
      
   No.   
      
   > 	6.  Guest you're really eager to see?   
      
   Jennifer Connelly, which I say because I'm trying to do a better job   
   establishing my heterosexuality than Conan is, apparently.  I don't even   
   have the advantage of having a wife and two kids to point to, so my work   
   is cut out for me.   
      
   > 	7.  Did you know who TV on the Radio was before looking them   
   > up on Amazon.com?   
      
   Yes, although I couldn't tell you the names of any of their songs.   
      
   > 	8.  Will *I* remember to answer my questions in a reasonable   
   > time this week?   
      
   No, of course not.   
      
   > 	9.  Will I have any kind of suitable excuse for not answering?   
      
   No, of course not.   
      
   > 	10.  Think they'll have the Christmas decorations up next week?   
      
   No, they'll be up only for the last two weeks of December (i.e.,   
   starting on December 18th).   
      
   Hey, I just realized they won't be able to do a Central Time Zone   
   countdown this year, since New Year's Eve is a Sunday.   
      
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