From: nebusj-@-rpi-.edu   
      
   	By my typing speed these were the New Characters for 2007   
   introduced tonight:   
      
   	- Ronald Trump, who hates Rosie Perez.  He might appear   
   again if the Donald Trump/Rosie O'Donnell thing carries on further.   
      
   	- The Suicidal Ant.  Pasquale the President's Day Ant talking   
   like Doctor Smith from Lost In Space.  They get the magnifying glass   
   effect right on the second try.  The effect was $65,000.  Good for use   
   as a ``go-to'' gag when Conan has to get out of a bit, as in, ``Isn't   
   that right, Suicidal Ant?''   
      
   	- Kevin Moriarty, the Audience Member who Thought   
   Tonight's Show was an Orgy.  The woman in front of him refuses to   
   turn around.  He's going to reappear with the cards for tomorrow   
   night's guests.   
      
   	- Lindsay Lohan's appendix.  It drinks.  Bye.   
      
   	- The Carpet Sample Man Was Never Meant to See!  It's   
   beautiful, but explosive.  Another use of the explosion effect this   
   week, done better this time until Conan decides to show the post-   
   effect state of things.  Another go-to ``isn't that right'' joke,   
   maybe.   
      
   	- Keith Chutney, the homophobic country/western singer.   
   He loves Jesus, but only as a friend.  This might show up for the   
   guest card, but I'd rather it didn't.   
      
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   								Joseph Nebus   
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