From: nebusj-@-rpi-.edu   
      
   Max is:   
   	- Creepy.   
      
      
   Conologue:   
   	- 85 billion people watched American Idol; TV critics are   
   upset for intentionally featuring and ridiculing bad singers.   
   Paula Abdul can't help it; she's a mean drunk.  Muslim-American   
   groups are angry about Mulsim portrayals on 24.  A spokesman for   
   Fox said they should see how they're portrayed on Fox News.   
   Forbes listed the top 20 richest women in show business; Oprah   
   was number one.  2 through 20 were women in her studio audience.   
   Jesse Jackson plans to endorse Barack Obama for President.   
   Experts this is risky for Jackson, since hardly anything rhymes   
   with `Barack Obama'.  Iraq pajama is all Conan can think of.  A   
   woman who lived alone in the Cambodian jungle was discovered   
   after twenty years; she speaks an unintelligible language.  She's   
   expected to become governor of California.  Jennifer Anniston,   
   Brad Pitt, and Angelia Jolie have agreed to talk about their   
   relationship.  Pitt is confident it can be cleared up with a   
   three-way.   
      
      
   Liam Neeson is tall:   
   	- Conan is too, but people don't believe it.   
      
      
   Conan On The Aisle:   
   	- Charlotte's Web: They tried to make it hip.  FO   
   SHIZZLE?   
      
   	- Freedom Riders: It ripped off other movies.  Willy   
   Wonka.   
      
   	- The Pursuit of Happyness: His son looks like his dad.   
   Creepily.   
      
   	- Letters from Iwo Jima: Clint doesn't speak Japanese,   
   but that's all the actors do.  ``I can't remember my lines.   
   Eastwood won't know the difference.''  And they don't like   
   Million Dollar Baby.   
      
   	- Eragon: It ends too abruptly.  Hunters shoot the   
   dragon.   
      
      
   Liam Neeson:   
   	- He took a year off.  He chopped down diseased trees   
   himself.  It sounds very manly.   
      
   	- He's playing Lincoln for a new movie.  Liam's wife says   
   he's too serious; Conan's doesn't.  He's continously surprised to   
   learn about Lincoln, who has over 2000 books written about him.   
   He's read maybe 22 or 23.  He's learned how calculating,   
   intelligent, and ambitious he was.  Lincoln had kind of a high   
   lecturing voice.  Abraham Lincon with a giant pastry on his head.   
    With a raccoon on his head.   
      
   	- New western, shot in New Mexico.  Shot in all kinds of   
   weather.  He drank a lot of hot cocoa while watching PIerce   
   Brosnan, who had to wear less clothing.   
      
   	- He was a boxer, tall, gangly, had a good jab.  Conan's   
   only viable move would be illegal.   
      
      
   Apple's iPhone Commercial:   
   	- Back by popular request.  Jason Chillemi, production   
   manager, provided the bad acting for the guy getting maced.   
      
      
      
   Ali Larter:   
   	- Picked the dress to get a rowl from Conan.  There was a   
   ComiCon she went to, and they took her show (Heroes) *very*   
   seriously.  Is Conan a sci-fi nerd?  One guy made his own   
   lunchbox.   
      
   	- She learned for her part by looking up stripping on   
   Google, and you wouldn't imagine what comes up.   
      
   	- She foolishly mentioned years ago she liked beer   
   bellies.  This has encouraged people in horrible shape.  She   
   meant she didn't like vain men.   
      
   	- Her first commercial was for a body spray.  She was   
   embarrassed.  She was a bad-hair girl for Vidal Sassoon.  It's   
   cheating when they make the before face frown too.   
      
      
      
   Brand New:   
   	- From 'The Devil and God are Raging Inside': I missed   
   the song title.  Pleasant but the sort of thing I'd leave on the   
   radio, not specifically seek out.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)