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   Max is:   
   	- Wearing a suit made of copper.   
      
      
   Conologue:   
   	- Clinton advisor Dick Morris says Hillary Clinton will be the   
   next president, but will be the worst you've ever seen.  Bush says he's   
   not finished yet.  Governor Arnold is starting an energy research   
   project with the Illinois governor Rod Blagojevich,.  His name is Rod   
   Benson, but Arnold pronounces it ... Al Gore was nominated for a Nobel   
   Peace Prize, putting both Arabs and Jews to sleep.  Mexicans protested   
   high food prices in Mexico City for an hour, then left for their Los   
   Angeles jobs.  Jennifer Anniston denied she has breast implants; they   
   were stolen by Angelina Jolie.  Lindsay Lohan is in rehab, thinking of   
   McDonald's and sex.  The Hamburgler burst into her room and said ``Eat   
   me!''   
      
      
   Late Night Super Bowl Preview:   
   	- Conan's hair is like a fin.   
      
   	- Lovie Smith is the Bears head coach.  Assitant coach Cutesy   
   Wilcox, offensive coordinator Hugsy Smooches, and defensive line coach   
   Sugarlumps Cuddlebunny.   
   	   
   	- If Chicago wins Joel will be spanked by a ping-pong paddle for   
   half an hour.  Chicago's his team.   
   	   
   	- Conan's in a Super Bowl ad.  He's pampering himself with eau   
   de femme bath crystals.  For softness only a woman can feel.  Conan   
   looks like *such* a freak with his head popping out of bubbles like   
   that.   
   	   
   	- According to his watch, which he then looks up, it's time for   
   the Preview Halftime.  Vicks Vaporub is the sponsor.  John Cougar   
   Mellencamp tribute performer John Campen Cougerville.  Ed Grimley would   
   be proud.  Horrible.  He'll be back, or should be.   
   	   
   	- The tallest building in Chicago battles the tallest building   
   in Indianapolis, and the audience prematurely applauds the Sears Tower   
   in Sears Clothes.  It battles the twelve-story Airport Holiday Inn.   
   	   
   	- The Spice Channel is counter-programming with 'Super-Hole   
   Funday'.   
   	   
   	- The Holiday Inn calls for a rematch, and brings in a Red Roof   
   Inn, a Municipal Garage, and an International house of Pancakes.   
      
      
   Serena Williams:   
   	- She thinks time off helped her get back into tennis.  With her   
   eighth major win, that's a fair theory.  Her arms were enormous in this   
   New York Times photo, with more muscle in one arm than Conan has in her   
   entire body.  Fastest serve 203 km (per hour, I imagine).  Does she ever   
   try to hit somebody?  Sometimes they serve right at the opponent, as a   
   tactic.  She designed the Nike clothes she wears.  She shocked   
   Wimbledon.   
   	   
   	- Conan wants to play tennis, but they have no room, so they   
   play it on Nintendo Wii.  Conan strips for it.  If he's intimidating,   
   why is she laughing so hard?  She's wearing her outfit from the   
   Australian open.  She kills a spectator.  Conan wins!   
      
      
   Donal Logue:   
   	- Going up against American Idol: his miscalculation.  There was   
   some fuss with Valerie Bertinelli here.  They got Screech from Saved By   
   The Bell.  He's always been fascinated by that show, Charles in Charge,   
   and Small Wonder.  Screech was having something to do with a sex tape,   
   and then he tried to set up a story of doing an ABC sitcom with Mick   
   Jagger.  Conan's never watched the Dustin Diamond sex tape.  Now they're   
   trying not having the show right up against American Idol.  As a teen he   
   lived in Ireland; he was born in Canada.  Conan blends right in in   
   Ireland.  Donal goes there and is told by people that he owes them money   
   as he looks like their brother.  Conan and Donal could go as a team.   
   His mom's from Sneem.  The Lucky Charms leprechaun sounds nothing like   
   any actual Irish accent, and there are lots of them.   
      
      
   Kevin Brennan:   
   	- He doesn't care about the Super Bowl, but his friends want him   
   to bet.  Blackjack is more interesting betting.  Steroids are an issue   
   in sports.  Would they help in other professions?  He's getting afraid   
   to drive; there's a guy SMSing next to him while driving.  Myspace   
   creeps him out; 'I'm fifteen and I like to read'?  Or do you work for   
   Dateline?  That's almost a joke.  He just got married, like every comic   
   ever.  Kids never have money.  Oprah wants people to adopt Africans; he   
   can't pay his cable bill.  Adopting is an option if the kid might be a   
   loser.  Men like doing different things than men do, like not buying   
   Christmas cards.  Reference to Pap smears.  His wife's Panamanian.   
   Racism can show itself when buying a house until he told the neighbors   
   she was his housekeeper.  That is, standard stand-up comic routine   
   delivered competently but wholly unmemorably.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)