From: nebusj-@-rpi-.edu   
      
   Max is:   
   	- Legally required now.   
      
      
   Conologue:   
   	- People want the Attorney General to resign.  Some Republicans   
   are looking for a replacement, but can't find an experienced legal mind   
   Bush is comfortable with.  The leading candidate is Judge Judy.  Bush   
   spoke with Iraqi prime minister via a video conference call, or as Bush   
   calls it, a phone call you gotta wear pants for.  Naomi Campbell is   
   working for the Sanitation Department, so New Yorkers are asked to make   
   their garbage as disgusting as possible.  Scientists are working on a   
   drug to suppress traumatic memories, research funded by Starr Jones's   
   husband.  The producer of Girls Gone Wild was spotted at a gay bar,   
   explaining the new DVD, Girls Gone Wild, At Least I Thought They Were   
   Girls, I Was Really Drunk.  There's a spate of people getting married in   
   castles -- Tom Cruise's in an Italian castle, Elizabeth Hurley's in a   
   British, Eva Langoria's in a French castle, Kirstie Alley in a White   
   Castle.   
      
      
   Airbus A380 in New York City:   
   	- It can fly nonstop from Chicago to Australia.  Their entire   
   studio tonight is inside an A380, and they're taping at 30,000 feet over   
   Denver.  Oh, they're banking.  (Lovely bluescreen effect.)  One woman   
   played along.   
      
      
   Actual Items:   
   	- Staten Island Sun, the Zune MP3 Player: 'Better than the iPod'   
   -- Totally Wrong Magazine.   
   	   
   	- Jamestown, New York, Gazette, boy's argyle sweaters: From our   
   ``Pompous Li'l twit'' line.   
   	   
   	- Newberg, Indiana, Post, health insurance: Elderly woman   
   wearing a Hindenberg crash sweater.   
   	   
   	- Tempe, Arizona, Times, vacuums: Double the sucking power of   
   ``Geraldo at Large''.   
   	   
   	- Upper Darby, Pennsylvania, Chronicle, Guess ad: Watch your   
   63-year-old millionaire husband struggle against the riptide in style.   
   	   
   	- Charlotte, North Carolina, Observer, treadmills: Settings:   
   Walk, jog, run, James Woods is behind you.   
   	   
   	- Stockbridge, Massachusetts, Post, Scented Candles: Glistening   
   snow, pumpkin pie, dead clown.   
      
      
   Bernie Mac:   
   	- He loves Conan's move of rolling the dice and hissing like a   
   cat.  Men know how to talk and treat each other, drink, have a big   
   cigar, as opposed to kids who push them around.  Mac's seen as a master   
   of parenting.  You can't trust kids.  Let them fight.  Don't separate   
   them till the Mom's coming.  The kids deserve it.  His daughter got   
   attitude about him kissing someone else (a school friend).  And told on   
   him after the hush candy was gone.   
   	   
   	- He's a grandfather.  New folks taking Viagra are dragging down   
   the rest of us.  Short intercourse sessions are good for the soul.   
   Lovemaking is an art form; you can't cheat.   
   	   
   	- They just wrapped Ocean's 13.  George Clooney's a practical   
   joker.  Locking people in the washroom, little acid in the eye ... best   
   set he's ever worked.  He's kind of intimidated by Al Pacino.  He wasn't   
   told just when it would be.  Pacino came in yelling, ``Bernie Mac!''   
   For 'Pride' he did the 70s style long sideburns.  He can't grow hair   
   there, really, but his makeup artist did that.  Conan talks about   
   wanting sideburns that go underneath and curl up to make eyebrows.   
      
      
   Chris Hansen:   
   	- He had no idea his 'To Catch A Predator' thing would go on for   
   two and a half years.  Two guys have walked into the house naked.  Their   
   entrapper said the guy could live out his whipped cream fetish if he   
   came into the house naked, which they didn't think would happen.  They   
   offered him a blanket to wrap up in.  Max has since apologized.  He'll   
   get Conan back.  Why do people *talk* to him?  Some guys turn it into a   
   therapy session.  Some are maybe figuring they're going to get arrested   
   anyway, so why not hang out with Chris Hansen a while and have some   
   cookies?  They seem to really enjoy the home-cooked cookies.  He thinks   
   the cookie thing is a nervous reaction.  He's not worried much about   
   security; they avoid having too dangerous or breakable things in the   
   house, they always keep the table between him and the alleged predator,   
   they have cookies.  Just like Conan has his desk.  Parents need to watch   
   o'er their kids' Internet access, and limited access limits the chance   
   of meeting Chris Hansen in a chat room.  And the computer should be in   
   an open area, and parents should feel free to look over the shoulder.   
   But when does Conan watch his porn?  Talking to strangers on the   
   Internet all night gives an example, maybe not the best one available.   
      
      
   Daughtry:   
   	- From 'Daughtry', it sounded like.  I missed the title; a   
   friend was in crisis.   
   	   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)