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   Max Is:   
   	- Not really finishing his sentences.  And not wearing a new   
   suit, made of copper.   
      
      
   Conologue:   
   	- The first Democratic presidential debate was held tonight;   
   Hillary Clinton faced off against seven men, or as Bill Clinton called   
   it, the worst porn movie plot ever.  The city filled in all the potholes   
   near a school before Bush visited a New York City school; the school   
   also hid all the sharp objects and filled in all the sockets with   
   plastic covers.  Former New Jersey Governor Jim McGreevy's wife says up   
   till he came out they had normal sex, defining normal sex as where she   
   has to wear a Justin Timberlake mask.  The producer of Girls Gone Wild   
   videos has been sentenced to 35 days in jail for tax evasion.  So, he's   
   apparently not such a good guy after all.  Hugh Grant was arrested for   
   throwing a container of baked beans at a photographer.  So far they're   
   not sure which is more embarrassing, being arrested with a prostitute or   
   being arrested for throwing baked beans.  People are accusing Hillary   
   Clinton of changing her accent to pander to various audiences.  They   
   show footage of Clinton at Rutgers speaking Italian, and speaking at the   
   national Jewish Democratic Council.   
      
      
   Headline News on the Trump/O'Donnell Feud:   
   	- Trump accuses O'Donnell of grabbing her crotch.   
      
      
   New State Quarters:   
   	+ And the audience knew before he was done with the   
   introduction!   
   	   
   	- California: 'You'll come for the galizempsubootel, you'll stay   
   for the sulzinkritzer!   
      
   	+ My dad, watching this on the Tivo this afternoon, really liked   
   this one.   
   	   
   	- Arizona: Now with twice as many holes in the fence as New   
   Mexico.   
   	   
   	- Pennsylvania: Where George Bush thinks pencils come from.   
   	   
   	- Nevada: Come see Rob Schneider blow all his ``Deuce Bigalow''   
   money.   
      
   	+ Dad insisted he didn't know who Rob Schneider was or what   
   ``Deuce Bigalow'' meant.  My dad is lucky in some ways.   
   	   
   	- Kentucky: Home of Cletus Boone, who almost did one of them   
   word puzzles.   
   	   
   	- Nebraska: Not just obese, morbidly obese!   
   	   
   	- New Jersey: Where the Turnpike goes both ways, just like our   
   ex-governor.   
   	   
   	- Idaho: (Hang out with the Jersey people, talk.)  We still   
   don't get Seinfeld.   
   	   
   	- West Virginia: if we're all married to our cousins, then what   
   am I doing in bed with my sister?   
   	   
   	- Oklahoma: The exact same shape as Sanjaya's next haircut.   
   	   
      
      
   Tyra Banks:   
   	- She's been hanging out in New York City, abnormally not   
   antisocial here.  She shouldn't play the record saying she has no   
   friends or life.  She was sitting next to Beyonce and didn't know it at   
   a Knicks game.  She's in love with Beyonce and started asking crazy   
   questions.  Beyonce's mom will be on her talk show tomorrow.  This lead   
   to Internet chatter with her looking crazy and accusing her of being   
   annoying.  She *thought* she was being annoying, but wasn't sure.  She   
   had ten questions for Beyonce, but only got to nine.  In the last few   
   seconds of a video she leans against a wall, arms on the wall, and tucks   
   her bootie so far back it touches her shoulders.  Could she do it?  She   
   knocks Conan senseless.  Can Conan do it?   
   	   
   	- She has fun on her talk show.  Next week there's one on the   
   casting couch, done with a fake director, like 'To Catch A Chris   
   Hansen'.  With duct tape, rope, and a shovel in plain view sight like   
   someone who allegedly died a few years ago.  Don't they realize they   
   could be killed to death?  What happens when Tyra Banks crashes through   
   the wall like Wonder Woman?  One loved her, but she warned, she could've   
   been dead.   
   	   
   	- She reached over and grabbed a woman's breast as there was   
   controversy over whether it was real.  Conan didn't know that was   
   allowed.  There's some booing, and a Mets game breaks out.  Something   
   about Rosie O'Donnell.  Conan's got one real breast.  She can certainly   
   squeeze them.  Conan wishes he had pec implants.   
      
   	+ My dad insisted he doesn't see how anyone can see Tyra Banks   
   as a model, and so fast-forwarded through most of this, pausing only   
   long enough to proclaim that it was absurd anyone thought Tyra Banks was   
   a model.   
      
      
      
   Masi Oka:   
   	- In this episode he hangs out with his future self, who's kind   
   of difficult, as he won't show up on set.  It's realistic: he'll need   
   five years to grow that much hair.  His father's played by George Takei.   
    Takei's an amazing actor, and generous person, and is always telling   
   stories.  Oka does a good impersonation.  In his day they had real   
   heroes like Billy Shatner, ha, ha, ha.  He does the Takei impersonation   
   to Takei; he seems to take it well.  There was a line about ``I've been   
   watching your progress'', in Japanese depending on the word which sounds   
   quite close to ``penis'', so, ``I've been watching your penis growing   
   very much''; Conan wants that outtake.   
   	   
   	- He's trying to date, but it's hard.  Women seem to get excited   
   by seeing him, although he's short.  If he were tall like Conan -- he   
   could do much better than having Conan as his wingman.  They'd be   
   hilarious clubbing.  Oka's overcautious.  He can hear his mom warning   
   that she didn't raise him that way.   
   	   
   	- Last time he used his celebrity status was to get a bowling   
   alley.  It's good to start small and build from there.  At a Knicks game   
   he was allowed to sit near the floor, which Conan never did; he can't   
   get the bowling lane.  It was surreal.  You could *touch* the floor.  It   
   was a Rockets game; one recognized him and did tossed a basket, and it   
   went in.  It'd be an awesome legend.   
   	   
   	- He was invited to a runway talk for -- General Motors?  Can   
   they say that?  They get angry if you *don't* say it.  Or General   
   Electric.  Various people from Heroes were there, and they have no idea   
   why, but they did a catwalk and right behind them a car followed.  With   
   one of the pictures everyone was supposed to be in character, but he   
   ended up just looking odd, and people told him how he looked weird.   
   Conan wants to be his wingman now, and try to help, which won't help   
   really.   
      
   	+ Dad really likes Oka and thinks he's cool.   
      
      
   Brandi Carlile:   
   	- From 'The Story': I imagine it's 'The Story'.   
   	   
   	+ Dad fast-forwarded right through this.  In total he watched   
   this episode in about 20 minutes.  He also watched three hours worth of   
   Grand Canyon DVDs in 45 minutes, thanks to his learning where the   
   fast-forward button is on the DVD remote.  Send Ritalin.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)