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|    21 May 2007 - Ice Cream Truck, Chris 'Lu    |
|    22 May 07 23:06:11    |
      From: nebusj-@-rpi-.edu              Ice Cream Truck!        - Max doesn't come. He's lactose-intolerant. He's left in       charge. He has an internal monologue; everyone's looking at him. He       tries playing drums. He tries making people think that was an       accident. He says, ``I like porn'' and berates himself for being       dumb. Challenged to say something else, ``I like porn'', and then ``I       don't really like porn all that much, just a little bit.'' How did       holding down the fort go? ``I like porn.''                      Chris 'Ludacris' Bridges:        - He won a Grammy; congratulations. Started rapping at age       nine. What about? Back then he wasn't Ludacris; he thinks he was       Kris Kringle back then. ``I'm cool, I'm bad, I might be ten, I can't       survive without my girlfriend,'' so he had to lie and say he was ten.       When he turned ten he rapped with more confidence as he was ten.                - His parents didn't believe it was a career until he got his       first paycheck. Conan's parents were the same, as soon as he was       paying his rent they were for it.                - Conan can sit with a rod in the water, not really fishing.       Ludacris cheats, he throws in fish food and scoops them up with a net.        He has a lake, so he can stock it himself.                - Chicken and Beer is a simple name for an album. What about       expansive names like 'Mind Extensions', Conan's little-known album,       from 1998. He got the idea from 'you are what you eat'. Conan has       his writers come up with sketches where he can eat ice cream.                - He's got a role on Law & Order: Special Victims Unit trying       to intimidate Ice T.                              Rickie Lee Jones:        - From ``The Sermon on Exposition Boulevard'': I assume this       to be ``Nobody Knows My Name''. According to the Amazon listing she       has a song called ``Late Night Song'', but who knows why that wasn't       suitable?              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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