From: nebusj-@-rpi-.edu   
      
   Max's Cell Phone Rings:   
   	- The ring tone is from a soundtrack.  To a porn movie,   
   Letters From Iwill Jamya.   
   	   
   	- La Bamba's is ``It's Raining Men''.   
   	   
   	- Conan's is ``My Little Pony''.  His phone is pink.  It's Max   
   calling.  Payback.   
      
      
   Eddie Izzard:   
   	- He was initially known as a stand-up comic; now he's   
   branching out to other countries.  Trying to breed European stand-up   
   comedy.  Does he speak French well enough to do his act?  Clearly not.   
      
   	   
   	- He does really bad impressions.  In a foreign language, how?   
    It's tough.  ``Je m'appelle Bond.  James Bond.''  Thing is, Bond is   
   dubbed in France, so they don't know what he sounds like anyway.   
   	   
   	- The Riches (his show) is about a life, kind of wasted, and   
   this couple dies and they take over their life, their American dream.   
      
   	   
   	- He's had people come up asking for money with elaborate   
   stories, which he claims to be a recent phenomenon.  One guy did him   
   up stairs and did him downstairs, that is, conned him above and   
   below-ground.   
   	   
   	- He gets into an anecdote about nudity and they pretend Conan   
   would be exciting naked.  Getting on stage, being naked, is so absurd   
   it doesn't bother him.   
   	   
   	- Elizabeth Berkley is sexy, you're naked with her.  Was there   
   a concern about things starting to happen?  He talks to his penis   
   (does he yell at it?) ... if you just admit it, you get the audience   
   to accept it.  On to a penis size joke, and Conan takes out the phone   
   he uses.  Or think about Margaret Thatcher.   
   	   
      
   Mark `Dr Bugs' Moffett:   
   	- The Indiana Jones of etymology.   
   	   
   	- He shakes hands with a plastic glove and some banana slugs.   
   They have the longest penises, for the body length, of any organism;   
   for a human a penis 36 1/2 feet long.  That's the record.  10-20 feet   
   is common.  It's in the right side of their heads.   
   	   
   	- Why?  They're slow; they have special tentacles for sex, and   
   circle one another for an hour or two, and they've got male and female   
   parts.  Why do they ever have to leave the house?  They get really   
   jealous.  They'll chop off the other's penis with their jaws.  ``I   
   love you, I want you all the time, I want to chop your penis off with   
   a chainsaw.''   
   	   
   	- Science has not replicated the glue they left behind.   
   	   
   	- The most toxic living thing, a frog with enough poison to   
   kill everyone in the room.  He takes a while to get around to   
   explaining that the frog is poisonous (``What is he doing here?  Why   
   are you giving me a knitting needle?'')   
   	   
   	- He touches the dart, and he's good for a year ... lethal for   
   a year.  This frog's been in captivity, so it's probably ... if it's   
   toxic then his face goes numb on licking it.  How long till the   
   toxicity takes in?  Probably till the end of this skit.   
   	   
   	- A lesbian lizard from Texas.  How do you know?  There are no   
   males.  They still 'get it on' by twining themselves together and   
   licking one another, which he calls 'pretty fabulous', scaring Conan.   
   Come to the Crawford ranch and lick things.   
   	   
   	- A big clear box of bugs: Madagascar roaches.  They hiss,   
   like snakes.  the males, anyway.  Or is he just crushing them into   
   paste?  Conan really doesn't want a hissing roach to attack a guest in   
   three weeks.   
   	   
   	- A giant frog.  It looks like a cartoon frog.   
   	   
   	- He's in National Geographic this month.   
      
      
   Closing Credits:   
   	- Nearly the full theme, too.   
      
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