From: nebusj-@-rpi-.edu   
      
   Paul Rudd:   
   	- He's got a tan and was shooting a surfer movie in Hawaii.   
   He plays a surfing instructor despite not actually surfing.  He thinks   
   him surfing looks like Mandy Patankin almost surfing.   
   	   
   	- He got spray tanned, which fascinates Conan.  It was a guy   
   with a hose.  Conan assumed robots.  He had to roll up his shorts like   
   a loose-fitting Speedo.  He can't imagine the sprayer was all that   
   psyched up for the job.   
   	   
   	- He feels weird as he's eaten only coffee and mints in the   
   last 14 hours.  Conan did that in college a while.  11 hour flight;   
   he's been on a longer one, to Hong Kong from New York City.   
   	   
   	- They served soup; he ate it, had to go to the bathroom, and   
   got nauseous ... he remembered reaching for the handle, and then was   
   on the floor, holding himself, with his arm in the toilet, and someone   
   banging on the door.  He blames the faint on MSG.   
   	   
   	- He and his movie character are into fantasy baseball. It's   
   nothing he's proud of; nobody's psyched by their fantasy leagues.   
   Dungeons and Dragons people are psyched about it.  ``I will slay you   
   with my sword from Mordar!''  He shouldn't know who Ryan Frield is,   
   and knows that he's hurt and good stealing bases.   
   	   
   	- His team is Callipygia, which he can't pronounce.  It means   
   perfectly-rounded buttocks.  (Mystery Science Theater 3000 fans   
   already knew that.)  Another was Tastes Like Chicken.  There's a   
   Tomkat theater, a porn theater; ``Tastes Like Chicken'' made him laugh   
   so hard.  A friend said the best porn movie he saw was ``Everybody   
   Does Raymond'', with like fifty guys in the background.   
   	   
   	- His movie is Knocked Up.   
      
      
   Joe's Bar:   
   	Conan blew the softball championship.  That's it.   
      
      
   Elisha Cuthbert:   
   	- She was in the Bahamas, and saw Shaquille O'Neil.  He was   
   flying a kite.  His really tall kids were running around.  Rumor was   
   he stepped on a nail.  Conan notes it's so specific it can't be made   
   up.   
   	   
   	- In tanning she'd turn a weird shade of orange.  Conan's   
   spent his life a weird shade of orange.  She has her boyfriend paint   
   suntan lotion over her, but he doesn't rub it on well, so there's just   
   man-hands splatted over her.   
   	   
   	- Sean Avery is her boyfriend; he's a hockey player.  She   
   loves hockey, even besides him.  She like watching the fights; he's   
   good at it, so she doesn't mind.  She can tell he's about to fight due   
   to the chirping, the spats between them.  Conan thought she meant   
   literal birdlike chirping.   
   	   
   	- There's a ritual, gloves going down, taking the buckets off   
   if they're not pussies.  She's not encouraging it ... they both love   
   pulling the jersey over the other player's head, and Conan and   
   Cuthbert demonstrate, beating Conan.   
   	   
   	- Her new movie is a really wild, graphic R movie.  Kind of   
   crazy.  Captivity.   
      
      
   Kings of Leon:   
   	- From ``Because of the Times'': I can't guess which track it   
   is.  Sorry.   
   	http://www.amazon.com/Because-Times-Kings-Leon/dp/B000MRA3NU/   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)