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   Joseph Nebus to All   
   6 June 2007 - Marc Maron, Nellie Furtado   
   10 Jun 07 22:46:01   
   
   From: nebusj-@-rpi-.edu   
      
   Marc Maron:   
   	- Things aren't great.  He's out of clean clothes.  He's been clean and sober   
   eight years, but started drinking Dunkin' Donuts coffee.  The crystal   
   meth-accino.   
   	   
   	- When you're angry in California, the fun thing is to get in your car and   
   get angry.  You can be in traffic a half-hour, and realize, this isn't about   
   anything and it will never stop, so you get frustrated.  So it seems   
   reasonable to plow your car into    
   the car in front of you.  He really thinks it would make him feel better, and   
   fantasizes about the guy getting out of the car ... you have to be selfish   
   sometimes.   
   	   
   	- He's thinking of getting out of comedy.  Thinking of magic.  David Blaine:   
   what's he do?  He goes into a box and hangs for three days?  Sits in a block   
   of ice?  Come to my house and watch me try to get out of my head for three   
   hours.  Wait, let me get    
   in.  Conan points out, he goes into a box for a week, people watch him, they   
   let him out after a week, and he's malnourished.  ``David Blaine: A Call For   
   Help.''   
   	   
   	- He may open a bakery.  He seethes with anger and is a bit obs   
   ssive-compulsive.  Hey, every time you check the stove and see it's off, it   
   feels good.  When he's angry he'll bake, manly.  He throws dough around.  It's   
   nice to bake, and maybe that's    
   going into the baking, so he may as well say, ``Hey, baby, here's your hate   
   cake!''  Enjoy our Muffins of Content.  A Scorn Scone?  Angry Cookies?  The   
   Obsessive-Compulsive Hate Bakery.   
   	   
   	- American Idol: He can't stand people who watch it, earnestly or   
   ironically.  It's pollution and corruption, and the only way make it   
   interesting is if they shot the losers.  Right at the hackneyed high note at   
   their farewell song, all over Simon and    
   Paula and the fat guy.  He ponders Sanjaya as a bloody hole in a bad hair   
   decision.  Fox might do it.   
   	   
   	- He wanted four segments.  He's going to La Hoya, California.   
      
      
   Nelly Furtado:   
   	- From `Loose': I can't tell which it is.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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