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   Marg Helgenberger:   
   	- So many change their names -- Conan was 'Chip Whitley' -- but   
   this is her real name.  When she was 19, as a weekend weathergirl in   
   Nebraska, they changed it to Margie McCarty, her grandmother's name.   
   The news team was Harvey Knocklinger and Joyce Islinger, and the   
   Knocklinger/Islinger/Helgenberger report was ...   
   	   
   	- She's not doing Playboy.  Her husband was starting to brag.   
   His friends started saying she'd better take it up as the next would be   
   the cover of AARP.   
   	   
   	- Does she go to other countries to promote CSI?  London, Rome,   
   she recently got a request on the Vatican Radio Hour.  They chastised   
   her for not responding to their request.  Conan knows the guilt thing.   
   She responded.   
   	   
   	- Steven Seagal had responded to their request.  Here's a   
   picture of him coming out of the all-you-can-eat buffet at the Sizzler.   
   Why's he got a purse?  It's a carp.   
   	   
   	- Why is the Vatican having celebrities on?  And isn't Steven   
   Seagal Jewish?  He's Jewish and he carries a fish.  It's a whitefish.   
   	   
   	- Does CSI educate criminals?  Most know that if there's crime   
   with blood involved you can't just use soap and water, you need bleach.   
      
   	   
   	- And real police equipment?  Not that good, so get that spray   
   now while you can get away with the murder.  She doesn't know the   
   official name of the gear, some infrared thing where ... is there a file   
   of buttocks-prints?  Conan's been keeping files for years.  The FBI will   
   call him in someday.  'Stephen Seagal!  He stole that fish from your   
   store.'  	   
      
      
      
   Tony Awards with Multiple Hosts:   
   	- Joel boos this.  He's outraged by the decision to use multiple   
   hosts.  Why should the Tonys have multiple hosts when they could have   
   Joel, one host with multiple personalities?   
   	   
   	- ``What's wrong with him?  He's a naughty boy, that's what he   
   is.''  Yamamoto will help him!  There's a vicious fight among Joel's   
   personalities.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)