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   Joseph Nebus to All   
   14 June 2007 - John Cena, Andrew Bird   
   15 Jun 07 01:44:19   
   
   From: nebusj-@-rpi-.edu   
      
   John Cena:   
   	- Every time he's on the show he comes with a clip of superhuman   
   strength.  He picks up a guy six times his height and throws him to the   
   ground.  The move is called the F U.   
   	   
   	- The arms don't look like human arms to Conan; they look like   
   there's canned hams in there.  He's just always had big arms.  He works   
   out once a week, but he's always had giant arms and legs.   
   	   
   	- ``Everyone can be physically fit.''  ``No, no, we can't.''   
   	   
   	- Most wrestlers wear spandex; he wears jean shorts.  He gets   
   trouble for wearing regular shoes, too.  And he doesn't oil his body.   
   He put together: high patent leather boots, spandex, covering yourself   
   in oil, wrestling other guys ... not his thing.  He puts on daisy dukes   
   and high pumps instead.   
      
   	- He shares secrets of how he gets to intense.  A dog would   
   probably not say ``My goodness'' at the end.   
   	   
   	- He'd pick something Conan did to irritate him, to rev up for   
   wrestling him.  He's kind of messed up with the sherbert tie.  Please,   
   it's almost melted.   
      
   	- In the table-ladder-and-chair match, the prize is suspended   
   from a noose; you have to climb by a ladder to get to it; there's   
   tables, ladders, and chairs in the arena to obstruct you, legal in this   
   case.  Do they ever throw in an ottoman, or a turn-of-the-century diving   
   helmet?   
      
   	- When hit with a chair, someone looks cool.  Especially when it   
   gets a heavy dent in it.   
   	   
   	- Could they use a talk-show chair?  Cena tries with the   
   cushion.  Because of Conan's Merv, he didn't feel that.   
   	   
   	- He's a Make-A-Wish Foundation spokesman.  Everyone out there   
   has the power to grant a wish; you can help.  They're donating tickets   
   to Wrestlemania 24.   
      
      
   Andrew Bird:   
   	- From 'Armchair Apocrypha': Imitosis. 	   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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