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|    Joseph Nebus to All    |
|    14 June 2007 - John Cena, Andrew Bird    |
|    15 Jun 07 01:44:19    |
      From: nebusj-@-rpi-.edu              John Cena:        - Every time he's on the show he comes with a clip of superhuman       strength. He picks up a guy six times his height and throws him to the       ground. The move is called the F U.                - The arms don't look like human arms to Conan; they look like       there's canned hams in there. He's just always had big arms. He works       out once a week, but he's always had giant arms and legs.                - ``Everyone can be physically fit.'' ``No, no, we can't.''                - Most wrestlers wear spandex; he wears jean shorts. He gets       trouble for wearing regular shoes, too. And he doesn't oil his body.       He put together: high patent leather boots, spandex, covering yourself       in oil, wrestling other guys ... not his thing. He puts on daisy dukes       and high pumps instead.               - He shares secrets of how he gets to intense. A dog would       probably not say ``My goodness'' at the end.                - He'd pick something Conan did to irritate him, to rev up for       wrestling him. He's kind of messed up with the sherbert tie. Please,       it's almost melted.               - In the table-ladder-and-chair match, the prize is suspended       from a noose; you have to climb by a ladder to get to it; there's       tables, ladders, and chairs in the arena to obstruct you, legal in this       case. Do they ever throw in an ottoman, or a turn-of-the-century diving       helmet?               - When hit with a chair, someone looks cool. Especially when it       gets a heavy dent in it.                - Could they use a talk-show chair? Cena tries with the       cushion. Because of Conan's Merv, he didn't feel that.                - He's a Make-A-Wish Foundation spokesman. Everyone out there       has the power to grant a wish; you can help. They're donating tickets       to Wrestlemania 24.                     Andrew Bird:        - From 'Armchair Apocrypha': Imitosis.               --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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