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   Jessica Alba:   
   	- Coan's hair is high.  She thinks she has physical flaws.  She   
   felt she looked awkward in school; in all her photos one eye was curled   
   in a little.  Conan is skeptical.  She wasn't asked on dates by people   
   her age until she was 18 or 19.   
   	   
   	- Supermodels always say that.  She insists she spent many teary   
   nights as boys wouldn't call her.  Guys could be intimidated inviting   
   her to the Olive Garden.   
   	   
   	- She did a small-budget thing in Albuquerque.  Just outside   
   Santa Fe is this spa; she thinks it's a swingers/nudist spa, and she   
   didn't know.  They didn't mind that she didn't have bathing suits.  It's   
   possible they were just saying this to *her*.   
   	   
   	- Little kids watch her, expecting her to do things ... she can   
   ... go to the craft services table and get snacks?  She can use her cell   
   phone?  You should be superhuman in acting in a movie, and you're just   
   not.   
   	   
   	- Say, was that a non-FCC-approved word in the Fantastic Four   
   clip used by The Human Torch?  Or just a Penn and Teller plug slipped   
   in?   
      
      
   Conan's Hello Kitty Diary:   
   	- Dear Diary: Wow.  Today I interviewed Jessica Alba and boy,   
   was I hilarious.  I had lots of great jokes and some really funny   
   observations.  The whole audience was laughing their pants off.  The   
   crowd tonight clearly thinks I'm a genius.  Here's the best part.  I   
   really think Jessica is into me.  She kept licking her lips, leaning   
   really close to me, and promoting her film, the Fantastic Four.  It's   
   like she made that movie just so she could grab some quality Conan time.   
    Trust me -- I know when a woman wants to get to know me biblically ..   
   .bibil .. how do you spell biblically?  [ Alba spells it. ]  Biblically.   
    She's hot *and* a good speller!  OK, diary, here are the thirty things   
   I love most about Jessica Alba.   
   	   
   	- Alba interrupts, and feels a little awkward ... can you finish   
   writing your diary later, when we're not together?   
   	   
   	- Wow!  Jessica Alba is an insane [ krunk ]!  I can't believe I   
   let her have a crush on me!  What a waste!  We're going to go to   
   commercial now, I'll be right back with Bear Grylls.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)