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   	(To be honest, I'm not sure that I didn't miss this episode.   
   It's left very little impression on me.)   
      
   Max Is:   
   	- Good enough.  He had a great weekend, though.   
   	   
   	   
   Conologue:   
   	- Anhel Cabreara won the US OPen Golf Tournament.  He was   
   congratulated and then a group of Republican senators had him deported.   
      
   	   
   	- Barack Obama's secret service codename is reportedly   
   ``Renegade''.  Hillary is still using her old one, ``Ball Buster''.   
   	   
   	- Sam Brownback kicked off a 1200-mile campaign tour through   
   Iowa.  He's not going to stop until he finds someone who knows who he   
   is.   
   	   
   	- Bob Barker retired on Friday.  He's endorsed Rosie O'Donnell   
   to be the new host of The Price Is Right.  If she takes the job, she'll   
   then end each show by saying, please remember to spay or neuter Donald   
   Trump.   
   	   
   	- Japanese scientists have developed an umbrella with Internet   
   access so they can surf the web while they walk.  It's an electronic   
   device you carry in a rainstorm; what could possibly go wrong?   
   	   
   	- Doctors at the Los Angeles jail are still assessing Paris   
   Hilton's medical condition.  They describe her as ``stable, but   
   extremely slutty''.  (That's the great white whale of audience   
   reactions!)   
   	   
   	- The Spice Girls are getting back together for a reunion as a   
   Farewell Gift to their fans.  Then they promised to break up again as a   
   gift to everyone else.   
      
      
   How was Father's Day?   
   	- Conan had a fine Father's Day, with his 14 kids.  Irish, you   
   know.  It just happens.   
   	   
   	- Max did too.   
   	   
   	- Joel had a great Father's Day with his kids too.  Yesterday   
   was so much fun Joel brought them to work with him today -- Chucky and   
   Skeletor!  Told the dolls are not his kids, Joel accuses his inflatable   
   doll of cheating.   
   	   
   	- Conan and Max have the sense to bail on the sketch.  Joel will   
   not let it go.   
      
      
   If They Mated:   
   	- Cameron Diaz, Chris Angel: Not good news for anybody.  Bit of   
   Chris Kattan, Karl Malden?   
   	   
   	- Natalie Portman, Andy Sandberg: Kind of a Mary Tyler   
   Moore-and-Woody Allen.  She works at the library.   
   	   
   	- Britney Spears, Ryan Phillipe: ``It's an Aryan Hillbilly!''   
   Or Sinead O'Connor.   
   	   
   	- Justin Timberlake, Jessica Beale: Aaah!  If Jimmy Carter had   
   been in Lynnard Skynnard.   
   	   
   	- Amy Fischer, Joey Buttafuoco: Conan needs a blast shield.   
   It's kind of a Howard Stern derivative.   
   	   
   	- Heather Locklear, Jack Wagner: It's performed by Edgar Bergen.   
    A ventriloquist puppet in a horror movie.  ``Who's the puppet *now*?''   
   	   
   	- A weird one (here's a weird one).  Nathan's Famous Hot Dog   
   champions Tofu Kobayashi and Joey Chestnut:  Conan needs a break to   
   recover from that one.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)