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   Joseph Nebus to All   
   18 June 2007 - Tea Leoni, Tyrese Gibson,   
   19 Jun 07 01:46:01   
   
   From: nebusj-@-rpi-.edu   
      
   Tea Leoni:   
   	- She was in Esquire, Ten Things You Don't Know About Women.   
   #1: Sorry, but we're actually all not ``a little gay''.  She believes   
   that?  Guys want to believe it.  Conan sometimes passes the window in   
   boxers and they flare and things can look like a diaper.  She thinks   
   they should move on, which is a good idea.   
   	   
   	- She's from New York City.  Her grandmother lived about forty   
   blocks away; Sundays they'd cook dinner and her father would have her   
   drive to it, when she was thirteen.  She asked what happens if she's   
   caught; her father advised her to tell them she stole it.   
   	   
   	- It was an old Diesel Peugeot stick, for a very slow game of   
   Pac-Man.   
   	   
   	- She gets onto ... something about a penis ... and Conan   
   admires her mime work.  I have no idea what this story is about.   
   	   
   	- The kids were getting ready for bed; her daughter looked at   
   her son and said, ``What is *that*?''  It's an ``adorable little   
   woody''.  Miller looks down and says, ``I do *not* know.''  She said,   
   ``go ask your father.''   
   	   
   	- Her son's fascinated by sex.  He said ``hot'' means ``you're   
   sexy and you have a pretty vagina.''  He says making out is when you put   
   'your penis in your vagina''.   
      
      
   Tyrese Gibson:   
   	- He's doing the ``shirts off'' tour, just for the ladies.   
   Whatever happens, they want no guys to witness it.   
   	   
   	- Women throw things on stage.  Once they got in a ``I want to   
   go home with you Tyrese'' chant; one woman threw her home keys on stage.   
      
   	   
   	- The first person to call him attractive, he didn't believe.   
   He was comfortable with his ugliness.  He used to be rather squeaky, but   
   his voice grew in.  It changed with a lot of chocolate milk to help him   
   get his bass.  Conan's going to try a gallon of it.   
   	   
   	- Gibson explains the Tranformers premise, which Conan is   
   unfortunately about six years too old to understand.  Not that Scorponok   
   was worth paying attention to anyway.   
      
      
   White Stripes:   
   	- From 'Icky Thump': No idea what it is.  Conan says he could   
   listen to it twice.   
   	   
   	- Second song, played from the audience.  No idea what it is   
   either.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
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