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|    19 June 2007 - Jennifer Esposito, Flight    |
|    21 Jun 07 23:53:46    |
      From: nebusj-@-rpi-.edu              Jennifer Esposito:        - For her birthday someone sent a huge bouquet of flowers, but       it was starting to spoil; she tried to carry it out, but got pollen all       over her black dress and her hands. She tried to use spit on her own       breasts for it. Someone was in the hallway and looked away; it sounds       like a Whitesnake video.                - She had a neighbor who's always naked. But he moved away.       The new couple moved in across the street, having boring       end-of-the-relationship sex, with socks on.                - She'd love anyone anytime to rub her head or her feet. This       is a dangerous thing to admit when you live in New York City.                     Flight of the Conchords:        - They're Brit and Germaine, from New Zealand. they've been to       New Zealand, and to America. About half of all people everywhere are       ladies. This is a song for the ladies of the world. They sing a song       of praise to ladies. Even to hermaphrodite ladies. It gets       onto women with F-16s.                + Really quite entertaining. If I ever buy a They Might Be       Giants album I might seek out one of their performances as a follow-up.              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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