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   Joseph Nebus to All   
   19 June 2007 - Jennifer Esposito, Flight   
   21 Jun 07 23:53:46   
   
   From: nebusj-@-rpi-.edu   
      
   Jennifer Esposito:   
   	- For her birthday someone sent a huge bouquet of flowers, but   
   it was starting to spoil; she tried to carry it out, but got pollen all   
   over her black dress and her hands.  She tried to use spit on her own   
   breasts for it.  Someone was in the hallway and looked away; it sounds   
   like a Whitesnake video.   
   	   
   	- She had a neighbor who's always naked.  But he moved away.   
   The new couple moved in across the street, having boring   
   end-of-the-relationship sex, with socks on.   
   	   
   	- She'd love anyone anytime to rub her head or her feet.  This   
   is a dangerous thing to admit when you live in New York City.   
      
      
   Flight of the Conchords:   
   	- They're Brit and Germaine, from New Zealand.  they've been to   
   New Zealand, and to America.  About half of all people everywhere are   
   ladies.  This is a song for the ladies of the world.  They sing a song   
   of praise to ladies.  	Even to hermaphrodite ladies.  It gets   
   onto women with F-16s.   
   	   
   	+ Really quite entertaining.  If I ever buy a They Might Be   
   Giants album I might seek out one of their performances as a follow-up.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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