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   Max Is:   
   	- Weird.  Max says the show's ``a corker'' with a weird   
   Boston-inspired accent.   
      
      
   Conologue:   
   	- A top aide to Rudy Giuliani was arrested for distributing   
   cocaine.  Giuliani said, ``Cocaine?  I asked him to get me Rogaine!''   
   	   
   	- A new comic book features Latino superheroes.  The Latino   
   superheroes can leap over the border in a single bound.   
   	   
   	- American Idol's Simon Cowell said to keep his skin young he   
   bathes in Perrier and cherry tomatoes.  Thanks to Seacrest, he's only   
   the second-gayest person on the show.   
   	   
   	- A 94-year-old woman was arrested in Florida because she spit   
   on and bit a bank employee.  Since it happened in Florida, she'll be   
   tried as a minor.   
   	   
   	- English jail officials found a cell phone hidden inside a   
   prisoner's rear end.  They were suspicious when he said, ``I'm going to   
   lose you, my cell phone's about to go into a tunnel.''   
   	   
      
   LaBamba's out; filling in, Clarke Gaidens.   
      
      
   Donald Trump's cologne:   
   	- It's discontinued due to poor sales.  Other celebrity colognes   
   that failed: Al Roker's Gathering Storm; Larry King's Mortality; Conan   
   O'Brien's Princess Tears.  (Good 'publicity shot' artwork for these,   
   though.)  Watermelon and jasmine.   
   	   
      
   The Age of Love:   
   	- Who wants to watch a dating show with no suspense?  Max   
   agrees.  Plus it's a ripoff of Max's reality show, The Math of Love.  He   
   spent time with 40-year-old women and 18-year-old women.  At the end he   
   had to choose between one 40-year-old woman or two 18-year-olds.  The   
   final episode was last night.   
   	   
   	``Margaret: I am contractually obligated to speak to you for   
   twenty seconds.  I will continue to yap meaninglessly at you until I can   
   go back over  there and talk to the 18-year-olds.''   
      
      
   Chuck Norris ``A Force of One'' Lever:   
   	+ He's trapped in a triangle.   
   	   
   	- A black guy whacks a woman off a stationary bicycle, while   
   Norris grins.  (He has an acting style I can't quite categorize.)   
   	   
   	- Somebody takes out a bag of coke at Mitchell's guy's patio   
   furniture.   
   	   
   	- Steel drum fight with ninjas and lab technicians!   
   	   
   	- A shirtless Norris is not hit with a cardboard nine-ounce box   
   of powder.   
   	   
   	- A black kid just wants to compete so bad, and Norris holds him   
   gingerly.   
   	   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
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