From: nebusj-@-rpi-.edu   
      
   Nick Offeman:   
   	+ Good grief, he's what you get if you give DeForest Kelly the   
   facial hair of Burt Reynolds circa 1978.   
   	   
   	- He always plays offbeat, strange characters.  Like, the   
   cross-dresser chasing after the serial killer.  He looks like he's there   
   to take Conan's soul.   
   	   
   	- He's from Menuca, Illinois.  It's liar night.  They did farm   
   labor when he was growing up.  They did walking the beans, a great way   
   to make money as a 13-year-old.   
   	   
   	- It was tedious, but it was the early-to-mid 80s and   
   breakdancing was becoming big.  He and his brother were a breakdancing   
   team, Tic-Toc and Flip-Flop.  The brother could do flips.  They tried to   
   model themselves on hip-hop groups and talk about how fly women would   
   find them.   
   	   
   	- What do you rap about when you walk up and down a soybean   
   field?  They rapped about their own prowess ``in the art''.  ``All the   
   ladies in Menuca, oh yeah, and Shanahan too, step out on the floor and   
   see what's in store, we'll be dropping fly moves on you.  My name is   
   Tic-Toc and I'm pop-and-lock, I'll be seducing ladies right around the   
   lock.  When you see my moves I will blow your mind as I'll work my funky   
   magic on your behind!  Flip-Flop is my handle and I got no flaws when I   
   shimmy down your chimney like Santa claus.  When I see you freak I get   
   you so wet you'll be begging for a ticket on my jumbo jet.   
   	   
   	- He had to rely on facial expressions; he could do the electric   
   pulse through his arms and across his eyebrows.   
      
      
   Hans Klok with Pamela Anderson:   
   	- Vanishing lady; she reappears in a box.  Her box is set on   
   fire while she waves; the fire is skewered throguht he box.  She   
   vanishes from the box.  The box is closed up again, and with some work a   
   model appears from behind a cape.  And then Pamela Anderson appears from   
   behind the cape.   
      
   	- Now she can cross being a magician's assistant of her list.   
   How did they meet?  She asked him and she said yes.  They said he needed   
   something fantastic for Las Vegas, he suggested Pamela Anderson.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)