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|    20 June 2007 - Wanda Sykes, Clinton Camp    |
|    21 Jun 07 23:54:57    |
      From: nebusj-@-rpi-.edu              Wanda Sykes:        - 15th street was blocked with Secret Service cars and such.       Turns out it was just the President of Vietnam being in Manhattan. She       wants more security than the President of Vietnam since, certainly, no       crazed vet is going to leap out and shoot him. She speculates tourists       may think he was Jackie Chan.                - You have to make time; she loves Ambien. She got up on it,       went to the store, bought a chocolate cake and then something went off       in her head, ``Girl, you know you ain't asleep.'' But the Ambien is a       terrific excuse.                - Did she see the Sopranos ending? (Did we sense the invisible       hand of the pre-interview here?) She hypothesizes David Chase wanted to       hear everyone yelling. But now she loves it as she now knows *exactly*       what happened: Tony whacked his family.                - She's friends with Jane Fonda, just like Britney and Lindsay.       There's probably pictures of them getting out of cars together.                - She got a new dog. She has two. A chihuahua, the cutest       thing. People think they can just pick up your dog. She doesn't go       around picking up people's babies.                - At a publicity thing she got stuck talking to a religious nut,       but she handled it by going out and screaming for a couple minutes, and       she turned out to be an entertaining one. She watches Leno. Sykes       couldn't picture a nun watching Leno.                     Hillary Clinton:        - She's using Celine Dion's ``You and I'' as a campaign song.       You probably heard it in commercials for Air Canada, 555-EZ-STAIR, Girls       Gone Wild ...              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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