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   Joseph Nebus to All   
   20 June 2007 - Wanda Sykes, Clinton Camp   
   21 Jun 07 23:54:57   
   
   From: nebusj-@-rpi-.edu   
      
   Wanda Sykes:   
   	- 15th street was blocked with Secret Service cars and such.   
   Turns out it was just the President of Vietnam being in Manhattan.  She   
   wants more security than the President of Vietnam since, certainly, no   
   crazed vet is going to leap out and shoot him.  She speculates tourists   
   may think he was Jackie Chan.   
   	   
   	- You have to make time; she loves Ambien.  She got up on it,   
   went to the store, bought a chocolate cake and then something went off   
   in her head, ``Girl, you know you ain't asleep.''  But the Ambien is a   
   terrific excuse.   
   	   
   	- Did she see the Sopranos ending?  (Did we sense the invisible   
   hand of the pre-interview here?)  She hypothesizes David Chase wanted to   
   hear everyone yelling.  But now she loves it as she now knows *exactly*   
   what happened: Tony whacked his family.   
   	   
   	- She's friends with Jane Fonda, just like Britney and Lindsay.   
   There's probably pictures of them getting out of cars together.   
   	   
   	- She got a new dog.  She has two.  A chihuahua, the cutest   
   thing.  People think they can just pick up your dog.  She doesn't go   
   around picking up people's babies.   
   	   
   	- At a publicity thing she got stuck talking to a religious nut,   
   but she handled it by going out and screaming for a couple minutes, and   
   she turned out to be an entertaining one.  She watches Leno.  Sykes   
   couldn't picture a nun watching Leno.   
      
      
   Hillary Clinton:   
   	- She's using Celine Dion's ``You and I'' as a campaign song.   
   You probably heard it in commercials for Air Canada, 555-EZ-STAIR, Girls   
   Gone Wild ...   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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