From: nebusj-@-rpi-.edu   
      
   Lauren Graham:   
   	+ *Another* Evan Almighty guest?  Why are they pretending they   
   can coax people into seeing that big, expensive, stupid mess?  What is   
   *wrong* with people?   
   	   
   	- Gilmore Girls was a fantastic experience, but she can't   
   remember anything of it.  ``It's the end, so you probably want the   
   monkey lamp.''  She has no idea what that is.  She took it because she   
   feels she should know it.   
   	   
   	- Conan gets people who talk about the night he was in a speedo   
   and dipped into hot cheddar cheese; Conan didn't do that.  He was naked   
   and it was Velveeta.   
   	   
   	- Little girls come up and say things like ``Oy with the poodles   
   already!''  What room doesn't a monkey lamp with purple shade go in?   
   (The monkey room.  Too much monkey in the room.)   
   	   
   	- She's doing a movie with Matt Damon, playing his wife in a   
   movie, and it's sparked rumors they're dating.  Anytime she eats   
   anything, he says to her, ``Fatty had a party and nobody came!''  They   
   must be really good friends or else he's the worst person ever.  Also   
   ``Fatty had a disco ball'', which makes no sense.   
   	   
   	- The best thing about Connecticut?  There's apparently water   
   somewhere, you know.  She connects to Dunkin Donuts drive-through as you   
   drive *through* and get your coffee and don't get out of the car.  She's   
   never used a drive-through before.   
   	   
   	- Her only beef is that she keeps hearing Rachel Ray saying   
   ``Quick and delish!'' after going there.   
   	   
   	- They don't have Dunkin Donuts on the west coast?  Sheesh.  I   
   survived without in Singapore, but they don't have Wendy's or White   
   Castle either.   
   	   
   	- Evan Almighty: the lord God for no obvious reason declares   
   they had to spend $400 billion on a movie with no appealing features.   
   	   
   	- When you build an ark as an actor you have to get out there   
   and pretend to build an ark all day.  She pantomimes, and Conan   
   imitates.  Plus she's Irish, and the Irish have no way to stop the sun.   
   Eventually freckles merge into something like a tan.   
   	   
   	- She's excited to work with animals, and does a Mister Burns   
   hand-rub over it.  The animals didn't do anything funny, just their   
   jobs.  (Shouldn't the animals do something funny if it's supposedly a   
   comedy?)   
      
      
   The -Tastic guy.   
   	- Jim Carrey: fantastic.   
   	   
   	- Jake Gyllenhall: Gyllen-tastic.   
   	   
   	- The Apples in Stereo: The apples in stere-tastic.   
   	   
   	- Monologues, zany comedy bits (Tub Scum by Marin $_).  The same   
   sketch as every time they do this.   
   	   
   	+ Incidentally, next week is reruns anyway.  So is the week   
   after that.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)