From: nebusj-@-rpi-.edu   
      
   Heather Graham:   
   	- She likes Conan's Woody Woodpecker hair.  She had braces, with   
   the head-wrapping things.  She passed it off as being cool; Conan could   
   never pull that off.   
   	   
   	- He didn't manage cute; he was beaten up around the clock and   
   some more.  'Is that why you became so funny?'  'Thank you very much.   
   No.'  She went scuba diving in shark waters.   
      
   	- A woman she was with wanted to go in a tank and be attacked.   
   This wasn't like that.  There was this guy feeding a small shark a fish   
   head with his bare hands.   
      
   	- Is there advice for if sharks attack?  She was told to stare   
   at them.  They were having fun at her expense.  They were watching Jaws   
   the night before.  'Let's watch Jaws, then throw blood in the water,   
   then jump in the water with the sharks and make funny faces at it.'   
      
   	- Conan's level of adventure is to go to the aquarium, look at   
   the smallest fish for a while, then eat a big pasta dish.   
      
   	- She described a kiss with Bridget Moynihan (sp?) to a reporter   
   as 'pretty good' and Bridget was upset about being only 'pretty good'   
   and text messaged her about this krunk.  She's talking up how Bridget is   
   the best kisser ever.  Conan said he'll find out.  Or she's taunting   
   him.   
      
   	- She thinks Conan kissing a guy would be hot; Conan points out   
   how nobody agreed with her on that.   
      
   	- She's hoping this movie will get her attention; she hasn't got   
   much from guys, so why not from women?  There was a rating flap.   
      
   	- In the movie she falls in love with her brother's wife, and   
   they have a fantasy scene with her topless, and they fought over a PG-13   
   rating.  Conan agrees, there should be more bare breasts.  Breasts on   
   Nickelodeon.  Now the audience is with him.   
      
   	- He doesn't agree there should be more male nudity as the male   
   body is disgusting.  Well, his is.  We'll talk later.  She probably   
   won't.  He'll call to talk about his body; she'll hang up.   
   	   
   	- Her dress fell off and Conan had a heart attack.   
      
      
   Lewis Black:   
   	- He's not gonna kiss Conan.  The Anna Nicole Smith thing   
   depresses him; she had more of a life than three of them, but it bumped   
   the astronauts story.   
      
   	- He wants to see Lisa Nowak and company.  Everyone has someone   
   they would obsess with, but we stop.  What made her think she must put   
   on the Depends *now*?  What was the cracking point?  Why is it so   
   unseemly for astronauts, are they like priests?   
      
   	- They go to the Moon, searching for something even greater than   
   love, something you can't see or feel ... He always thought astronauts   
   didn't have genitals.  Conan hadn't thought about it that much.   
      
    	- He got a comedy album Grammy, but the award was bumped off   
   the TV show.  It's in the little Grammies, at a buffet in Los Angeles   
   somewhere.   
      
   	- After seventy Grammies get listed you wonder if they mean so   
   much anymore.  He was around number 72.  He wasn't prepared since he   
   figured the other guys were much funnier.   
      
   	- He went into shock when he was called; his blood sugar   
   dropped, he figured he needed to eat.  He got on stage and didn't know   
   what to say.   
      
   	- He had a very nice piano teacher, but she had arthritis, and   
   her house smelled like death.  (One of the Glade scents now.)   
      
   	- He took six years of lessons; he can play the first three   
   notes of 'Cast Your Faith Away'.  That was as far as she could go   
   without having to lie down.   
      
   	- Every comedian gets groupies; why do you think they call it   
   polka?   
      
   	- Who had a nice Valentine's Day?  Heather had, because guys are   
   sucking up to her.   
      
   	- Christmas now goes to February 13, then it's Valentine's Day.   
   Heather points out girls wearing sexy lingerie is for them.  'What?'   
   'What?'   
   	   
      
   Explosions in the Sky:   
   	- From 'All of a Sudden I Miss Everyone' (and they're featured   
   in 'Friday Night Lights'): Something instrumental and quite enjoyable.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)