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   Jim Carrey:   
   	- He starts singing about how he doesn't care.  (He's turning   
   into the Geico caveman.)  It's not grown for a part, but he's got a part   
   in it.  He loves long hair.  They start singing 'Hair!', from the   
   musical.   
      
   	-He has this reputation for being nutty and crazy, then he snaps   
   and people get scared.   
      
   	- He's gotten into quantum physics, like about the stochastic   
   phase-shifting of a parametrically driven electron in a penny trap, and   
   bistablility arises dynamically in this specific parametrically-driven   
   system as the phase psi of the electron's steady-state oscillation can   
   either have the two values separated by pi.   
   	   
   	- He's shocked by an electron in a penny trap as most amplitude   
   collapses are accompanied by a phase flip given that the rate of escape   
   from the trap depends exponentially on the activation energy E as the   
   diffusion constant D approaches T_n.  And rho approaches epsilon to the   
   negative E over D.   
   	   
   	- Max doesn't know about it; did you consider parametric driving   
   force excites a nearly resonant electron oscillation at the drive   
   frequency, omega_d/3 equals omega_c plus epsilon, a classic example of   
   period-doubling when a linear oscillator is strongly driven.   
   	   
   	- Did he just say the omega_d over three equals omega_c plus   
   epsilon?  Yeah.  It's actually omega_d over *two* ... Max knows nothing   
   about quantum physics.   
      
   	- Note that this is *completely* different from the cosmic brane   
   thing Jim Carrey did a couple appearances ago, and also *wholly*   
   original to the Small Talk Moments.   
   	   
   	- Britney Spears, the comedy failsafe.  He's studied human   
   nature and believes we have a collective ego that needs somebody like   
   that whom we feel superior to.  Shirley Maclaine, Kathie Lee Gifford,   
   Kevin Federline, et cetera.  They're easy go-to jokes.   
   	   
   	- There's a Conologue review going *way* back to the   
   pre-eggshell-foam Conologue set for the Kathie Lee Gifford and Federline   
   things.  Conan looks horrified.   
   	   
   	- Carrey's been playing hockey; he played when he was about ten.   
    He was allowed to curse on the ice.  'You son of a dead bragalaga!'   
   It's big in French Canada.   
   	   
   	- One year he had the most penalties on his team, almost   
   impossible when you're a goalie.  He'd leave the goal and pursue people   
   to center ice.  Conan's sport is basketball, and while Conan talks about   
   it Carrey calls his wife.  He'll text her in the next segment.   
   	   
   	- The Number 23 is about a guy who thinks the number wants him   
   to hurt those he loves.  Allegedly there are people who think 23 has   
   mystical powers.  If the world ends in 2012, well, good luck with the   
   Tonight Show.  There's supposedly 230 lights in the show, 23 with pink   
   gels, which somehow works out to 92 which is four times 23.   
   	   
   	- It's everywhere you look, If you just accept the stuffed   
   mushrooms bleeding house wine can't chip my whistle on the swollen   
   Sunday hemoglobin.  Which makes no sense, but has 23 words in it.  Heidi   
   Klum has 23 letters in her name if you count it right.  He spits up a   
   C-23 Bingo ball.  ``See 23 this Friday'', the cheesiest thing Conan's   
   ever seen.   
   	   
      
   Al Roker:   
   	- Conan does his recalling hand-motion.  He noticed on the Today   
   Show Roker's started referring to good-looking male guests as man-candy.   
    Is that appropriate for him?   
      
    	- He likes to think of them as Whitman's Samplers.  Would Conan   
   qualify?  He's more of a Man-Veggie, somewhat of a turnip.  He's a   
   sinful escape for Al Roker.   
      
   	- Remember black men like white women.  Once again they've run   
   out of time.  Go back to his 6 am job standing outside in the rain.  He   
   has to go out early to see if it's raining; he doesn't get a window.   
   'It's raining!  I'm wet!'   
      
   	- He got a job backstage at the Miss America pageant.  It is the   
   most brutal place: if a woman gashes her leg on the way to stage they   
   patch her leg with superglue.  Chicken Cutlet, there, are silicone   
   pieces used to augment breasts.  He can say breasts on TV.  Chestular   
   region?  Just as Conan's wearing now.  Even Billy Bush, host, wears   
   them.  They won't let him back.   
   	   
   	- He gave Tara Conner a drink.  The weather is his domain, yet   
   he refuses to go to Pennsylvania to see Punxatawney Phil.  He hates   
   Phil.  He's got Doppler radar and satellites; Phil lives in the ground   
   364 days a year.  This year he didn't see his shadow; early spring?   
   With the ice storm?  He's angry at the rodent.  There are 700 TV lights;   
   Stevie Wonder would see his shadow.   
   	   
   	- What is Doppler Radar?  It's a guy, Bob Doppler, on a tower.   
   He'll trust Punxatawny Phil now.  Roker's going to the Oscars.   
   	   
   	- He's seen all the trailers and is looking forward to Forrest   
   Whittaker would have had a lot, except he's up against Peter O'Toole,   
   posthumously.  Peter O'Toole isn't dead.  Then Forrest has a shot.  Did   
   you see O'Toole in Venus?  He doesn't look good.  Roker just watches   
   things on Fandango.  Does Joan Rivers still do the Oscars?  She's dating   
   Peter O'Toole.   
      
      
   Jonny Lives!:   
   	- From 'Get Steady', available on iTunes or in stores March 6.   
   Afterwards Conan sings a shima-shima-shima-HIIII, and apparently forgot   
   entirely about doing tomorrow night's guests until the closing bit.   
   Tomorrow's to include Cornell's Stephen Kaplan, the world's leading   
   expert on bread.  The 'On The Aisle' bit of reusing the Devil Wears   
   Prada joke was put under the closing credits.   
   	   
      
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