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   Max Is:   
   	- Crazy.   
   	   
   	   
   Conologue:   
   	- Dick Cheney has a 59 percent disapproval rating, making him   
   the least-popular vice president in United States history.  Worse, the   
   only people polled were Cheney's wife and kids.   
   	   
   	- The Democratic presidential candidates will have a debate on   
   gay-only issues.  Rebuttals must start with ``Hey, girlfriend,   
   puh-lease.''   
   	   
   	- Ryan Seacrest cried at Yva Langoria's wedding as it was so   
   moving.  Paula Abdul cried as it was a cash bar.   
   	   
   	- The Pope announced the Catholic Church provides the only true   
   path to salvation and other churches are defective or do not offer true   
   paths to salvation.  He concluded, ``God loves everyone but he loves   
   *me* more.''   
   	   
   	- Nicole Richie is interviewing designers for her wedding gown;   
   the frontrunner is the guy who does wrappers for Twizzlers.   
   	   
   	- The Pittsburgh Public School system will improve its school   
   image by dropping ``Public'' from its name.  The Newark Public School   
   system will drop ``Newark''.   
   	   
   	- A woman is suing her friend because her friend stole her name   
   and is using it to star in porn films.  She says she'll win this case or   
   her name's not Wanda Jane Bonerlove.  Max sounds weird saying it;   
   LaBamba sounds really strange.   
   	   
      
   Walkover Music: Soul Vaccination.  Okay.  He didn't have to get pervy   
   about it.   
      
      
   People argue how many Transformers movies there were.  Conan says   
   they're not counting the one that only showed on the Interweb.   
      
      
   Joel Boos The Transformers:   
   	- He hates them for stealing his idea.  He's the original   
   Transformer!  Check this out!  He transforms into a Rascals Scooter.  A   
   woman sits on his face.   
      
      
   New State Quarters:   
   	- Wisconsin: Where the state vegetable is cheese fries.   
      
   	- California: Home of Anne Morris, the last Californian with   
   real boobs.   
   	   
   	- Alabama: We ain't need a iPhone, we just holler.   
   	   
   	- Delaware: We became the first state in 1787 (second   
   interesting event still pending).   
   	   
   	- Arizona: 600,000 Mexicans can't be wrong.   
   	   
   	- Florida: #1 in teachers sleeping with students.   
   	   
   	- Mississippi: Where spelling `Mississippi' *is* the GED exam.   
   	   
   	- Kentucky: All our Jews are where they belong -- in the Bible.   
   The views expressed by these quarters are not necessarily the views of   
   this show.   
   	   
   	- Pennsylvania: Come `upskirt' the Liberty Bell.   
   	   
   	- Texas: Future home of the George W Bush Library^H Book   
   mobile^H U, Movie Theater.   
      
      
      
   Daniel Radcliffe:   
   	- At a music festival, doesn't he get hassled?  Surprisingly   
   little.  People will be in odd states when they *do* recognize him.   
   	   
   	- He can lead a normal life.  People expect he's mobbed all the   
   time, but he's not.  They're nice about it when they do.  Celebrities   
   whine about being recognized but they're not throwing stuff at you.   
   That's not Conan's experience.   
   	   
   	- Conan admires his eyes; Radcliffe admires his beautiful hair.   
   Chris Colombus said his eyes were melancholy, quite large, and hypnotic.   
    He hypnotizes the whole nation.  Conan has little beady squirrel/rat   
   eyes.  Doing that vermin thing with his hands doesn't help.   
   	   
   	- He turns 18 in a few weeks.  Thank you, one person.  He plans   
   nothing too big as he doesn't want people to read about it.  He knows in   
   the US people rent out Vegas and some party elixir and some party space   
   and ... well, Radcliff doesn't have these plans.   
   	   
   	- Does he ever feel older than he really is?  He's an old person   
   in a young person's costume, according to his best friend.   
   	   
   	- Awwwing at him-at-11 was unnecessary.  He was 11 when he was   
   first cast; Conan's glad his adolescence wasn't on film.  Radcliffe   
   finds it horrible seeing the younger himself.  His voice sounded wrong,   
   too, and he thought no one could take him seriously.   
   	   
   	- Conan doesn't understand cricket at all.  Radcliffe loves   
   games with unnecessary rules and complications.  A game can go on five   
   days and end in a drawer.  Game called on account of old age?   
      
      
   Humiliate Max In Cutaways:   
   	- This is over Congressman David Bitter paying for sex.   
      
      
   Carlos Mencia:   
   	- A British accent's the coolest thing to have.  Or Spanish.   
   He's going to start pretending.  That's the worst pickup line ever.   
   Mexican he claims is unsexy, showing Speedy Gonzales as an example.   
   	   
   	- He can't watch Harry Potter movies with his mother, as she   
   practices santoria.  She'd crack a boiled egg on his head for a cold.   
   She corrects the movie characters' spells.   
   	   
   	- He gets congratulations for his child's birth; his wife did   
   all the hard work.  He almost missed the birth.  They gave him little   
   notice.  He was in Mexico and had to get to America really quick ... he   
   told some of the locals that but they started going on about knowing a   
   guy Raoul who'd get him there quick ...   
   	   
   	- Coming through customs he gets the one guy who thinks he's not   
   funny.  And who checks his bags.  He got the evil smirk, the one Conan   
   does.  (``That's ... just my face.'')   
   	   
   	- She was supposed to give birth six hours before he got there.   
   They had a nurse helping hold back the birth.  Now he can never divorce   
   this woman, he can never get even.   
   	   
   	- This finally convinced his father, who had 18 kids, that he   
   wasn't gay.  When they get together as a family they have to rent part   
   space.  Conan's never going to live this down.  	   
      
      
   Art Brut:   
   	- From 'It's A Bit Complicated': None of the titles seem to   
   really fit.   
   	http://www.amazon.com/Its-Bit-Complicated-Art-Brut/dp/B000PSJCLK/   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)