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   Max Is:   
   	- Always a weird response to a very normal question.   
      
   Conologue:   
   	- Seven runners were gored in the Running of the Bulls.  The   
   runners are fine but the bulls can't stop laughing.   
   	   
   	- The first gay presidential debate will be held this summer.   
   Question number one: why can't health care be more fabulous?   
   	   
   	- Lady Bird Johnson passed away at age 94.  Laura Bush praised   
   her as a pioneer and icon; George W Bush praised her as a lady and a   
   bird.   
   	   
   	- Rudy Giuliani says he's opposed to medical marijuana, but is a   
   huge supporter of medical Rogaine.   
   	   
   	- Scott Baio says when he played Chachi he dated the actress who   
   played Joanie, and he lost his virginity to her.  Sadly, the same is   
   true about Potsie and Ralph Malph.   
   	   
   	- A California politician wants an eight percent tax on all porn   
   movies and related material.  It could raise $100 million a year, and   
   just from Charlie Sheen.  Conan feels like Churchill in the House of   
   Commons, which is an odd metaphor.   
   	   
   	- Nicole Richie is reported to change her eating habits now that   
   she's pregnant.  She started eating more after hearing a tiny voice   
   shout, ``Hey, lady, I'm starving in here!''  Her unborn child is from   
   Brooklyn of the 1940s.   
   	   
      
   True Story:   
   	- Conan works for GE, so they have cutting-edge technology and   
   cool gadgets.  Example: the in-house phone directory operated by voice   
   recognition software, you say the name and it connects you to that   
   person.  Problem?  It doesn't work.  So he demonstrates it on the air.   
   	   
   	- He dials and gets modem whine.   
   	   
   	- Conan O'Brien: Ringing Allyson O'Brien.   
   	   
   	- Jeff Ross, producer: Jack Wallace.   
   	   
   	- Sammy Sosa: Sandy Gottman.   
   	   
   	- (Have to wait a bit, this is General Electric.  Conan feels   
   like Thomas Edison with a tin cup.)  Shabababa Shamashama HIGH: Shawna   
   Boga.   
   	   
   	- Conan smashes his phone.   
   	   
      
   Summer Concert Series:   
   	- Plug for Ortho Fire Ant Killer, too.  Like the movie Zodiac.   
   	   
   	- John Mayer:  Waiting On The World To Change.  LaBamba has a   
   'Marry Me John' sign.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
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