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   Max Is:   
   	- Awkward energy right up front.   
      
      
   Conologue:   
   	- Newark ex-major Sharpe James has been indicted for corruption   
   charges.  If found guilty, he'll have to serve five years in prison or   
   ten years in Newark.   
   	   
   	- Fidel Castro says the United States can't compete with Cuba   
   successfully.  If you want to hear the speech it's available from Havana   
   on eight-track tape.   
   	   
   	- Virginia Governor Jim Gilmore dropped out of the Presidential   
   race; he said he doesn't have the star power of Tom Tankreido or Mike   
   Huckabee.   
   	   
   	- The NHL will start next season with a game from London, the   
   first time the people in the stands have worse teeth than the guys on   
   the ice.   
   	   
   	- The world's tallest man, eight feet tall, was introduced to   
   the world's shortest man, 29 inches tall.  The world's tallest man was   
   thrilled and described the smallest man as ``Delicious.''   
   	   
   	- On a recent Continental flight an attendant kicked a mother   
   and baby off the plane because the baby was too loud.  They must have   
   been loud, as they were kicked off somewhere over Kansas.   
   	   
   	- A British explorer plunged into subzero temperatures to be the   
   first person to swim at the North Pole.  He had said goodbye to his   
   wife, his children, and his testicles.   
      
   [ Walkover; what *is* so funny about peace, love, and understanding?   
   Max seems to pick a fight over this. ]   
      
      
   Kids Anecdote:   
   	- Conan's wife bought a little toy tractor for their kid to   
   start a farm; it was at least 150 pieces and Conan had trouble building   
   it.  The instructions were terrible, and he blames the Dutch.  Conan   
   spent hours, lost his mind, and started drinking.  His wife kept saying   
   they could get a real man to do it.   
      
   	- Hamptons photo with Conan in amazing shape thanks to the   
   graphics department.  Conan shows more authentic pictures.  They get to   
   ther eal photo, very pale, scrawny Conan at a bad Trek convention.   
   	   
      
   Joel Boos:   
   	- Houston woman Svette Wimberly claims a porn star stole her   
   name.  It's not a bad cartoon ghost.  Joel says his name was stolen for   
   Joel Godard's Asian Gay-Cation.  ``Oh, lucky me.''   
   	   
      
   David Beckham, Posh Spice Made-For-TV Movie Casting:   
   	- Pele: Grace Jones.   
   	   
   	- Diego Maradona: Horatio Sanz.   
   	   
   	- Carols Valerama: Phil Spectre.   
   	   
   	- Brazil's Reynaldo: Britney Spears.   
   	   
   	- Zinnadine Zidane: Batboy.   
   	   
   	- Brazil's Ronaldino: The Predator.   
   	   
   	- Posh Spice: The African dikdik.   
   	   
   	- Scary Spice: The Cowardly Lion.   
   	   
   	- David Beckham: K-Fed.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)