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   Kevin James:   
   	- The second child stunned him; he didn't know he'd be able to love his   
   second one as much, and indeed, he doesn't.  Second ones you slack off on the   
   alertness.   
   	   
   	- His wife ruled no shoes in the house.  She makes him enforce the rules to   
   visitors.  The movers?  ``I know you're moving the 700 pound refrigerator   
   upstairs, but I need you to take your Rockports off.''  He'll throw raising at   
   them next.   
   	   
   	- You can wear socks or little booties.  He hates them; he forgets he has   
   them on, and he fears he'll get in a fight and look like a fat Lucky Charms   
   guy.   
   	   
   	- Children's programming repeats a lot, as he gets to waiting for new   
   episodes of Sesame Street.  'Oh, near and far again, I've seen this 100 times.'   
   	   
   	- Conan met his fifth-grade teacher.  Miss Cranbury?  On the phone.  ``The   
   King of Hogs!''  He was always this wonderful mathematician, a m   
   the-magician!  Six times six?  36!  You got it, honey!  We got 100 rabbits,   
   six of them get sick, how many are    
   left?  94.  He always had diarrhea.  Take him to the bathroom and change him.    
   It's revealed to be Adam Sandler, which the rest of us noticed several minutes   
   earlier.   
   	   
   	- There were technical problems in filming 'Chuck and Larry'.  He gained like   
   20 pounds between exterior scene shooting on Brooklyn and interior shooting.   
   	   
   	- He's trying to lose weight, instead of having three giant meals have six   
   small meals; he's having six giant meals.   
   	   
   	- He doesn't sweat in a cool pattern.  (Huh?)  Soap opera guys get V-neck   
   sweat.  He gets smiley face sweat.   
   	   
   	- There's a tattoo-to-you service, for people who want tattoos but won't   
   leave the home?  'I'm under house arrest but I need Yosemite Sam' ...   
      
      
   Jordana Spiro:   
   	- Her dad was nervous when she moved to Los Angeles; she wanted to convince   
   him his first time out things were fine.  She took him to a fancy restaurant   
   for breakfast.  (Conan did, too.)  There was this lovely dish ... she kind of   
   wanted it ... she ways    
   paying $30 for an omelette ... it's *kind of* not stealing ... it'd go well in   
   her kitchen; so would the air conditioner.   
   	   
   	- Her father told her not to; they argued.  Her father said at least take it   
   from the plate next to them.  Who sits down there?  Al Pacino.  Her father's   
   ready to start quoting Scarface.  He leaves; they're still there.  The   
   waitress resets the table    
   and looks at it, strangely; she calls the matire d', she forgot to set the   
   centerpiece dish.  'I could've sworn I set it.'  You think Al Pacino took it?   
   	   
   	- They get out; her purse is clanking.  Her dad's embarrassed on a whole   
   different level.  Her father had slipped silverware in there.   
   	   
   	- She loves shooting in Chicago.  Someone saw her filming; he assumed they   
   were shooting Batman, and were disappointed that it wasn't.   
      
      
   Greg Giraldo:   
   	- The anti-terrorism signs are ridiculous on the New York City subway.  He   
   wonders how homeless a capella folks get together.   
   	   
   	- Physical exercise grows harder as he ages.   
   	   
   	- Bush: worst president ever, or just worst *American* president?  He reminds   
   folks of the president of the Salina Fan Club.   
   	   
   	- There is sex on the Internet.  He considers the multiple uses of the   
   Internet, and mocks MySpace.   
   	   
   	- He allows texting to take over his life.  Someone is prank-texting the   
   President of Iran.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)