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   John Leguizamo:   
   	- They were yelling he owes us money.  His outfit's from the Sears   
   catalogue.  Remember Adidas tortoise-shells?  Conan couldn't pop-and-lock.   
   	   
   	- People warn Conan about trips to Connecticut.   
   	   
   	- Something about an Ecuadorian Nazi swimming teacher.  Not really a Nazi, he   
   just acts like one, which is somehow better.  There was a lot of screaming and   
   the promise the children would learn to swim *today*.  He pushes them   
   underwater.  Trust him, we    
   met him five minutes ago.  It starts as grasping for air, but it will   
   eventually turn into swimming.  Walking underwater?  But his kids can swim   
   like dolphins now.   
   	   
   	- Conan's kids are young, they're 17 and 19, they can't swim.  Or read yet.    
   They're 1 1/2 and 3.  Leguizamo tells some joke about getting them at home.    
   Some rambling gets better when they turn 40.  Conan admits confusion.   
   	   
   	- Leguizamo names name and talks about less-than-kind celebrities.    
   Repercussions form his book?  His brother won't talk with him, and Patrick   
   Swayze promised to punch him in the head.  Conan gives Swayze advice.   
   	   
   	- He filmed something in Pittsburgh; he should have done Baltimore.  Or North   
   Carolina?  That didn't work.  Washington?   
   	   
   	- Kill Point: there were problems with the extras.  One extra dressed as a   
   SWAT team member left the set in costume to court, claimed to be the arresting   
   officer, decline to press charges, and ask for her son to be released.  He was   
   busted as his badge    
   and stuff were plastic.   
   	   
      
      
   Local Pro Athletes Who Do Cheezy Low-Budget TV Commercials:   
   	- We love stopping by Conan, and you should stop and buy a new car at   
   Penske's Chevrolet in Ridgewood, New Jersey.  Savings are always a home run.   
   	   
   	- I may get called for intentional grounding but your funny bone will get an   
   intentional pounding -- Andy Samberg.   
   	   
   	- I may have once played AAA ball, but you'll shout a triple yay all: Harry   
   Shearer.   
   	   
   	- I played in the NFC, but you won't give this show an F, see?  When you see   
   musical guest Teegan and Sara.   
   	   
   	- It'll be such great TV you'll feel like a league MVP.   
   	   
   	- Just 12 miles east of Crazy Carl's Fireworks on Route 39 ... Just take exit   
   12 to Grabowski Boulevard, then make three quicklefts, four slow rights, and   
   park illegally behind the Korean beauty shop.  Mention this ad and get a   
   day-old tuna melt or Dog    
   The Bounty Hunter mouse pad.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)