From: nebusj-@-rpi-.edu   
      
   Andy Samberg:   
   	- It's his first movie.  It was weird; they shot last summer.  You're treated   
   better while making a movie.  They had a personal driver to go from home to   
   the set.   
   	   
   	- Something about essential oil vases.  He'd get massages with some   
   peppermint oil on his neck.  It kind of works, and it kind of burns.  His   
   friend said, ``You know that peppermint oil?  We should put that on our   
   balls.''  He agreed.  He'll say yes to    
   most anything.   
   	   
   	- The next day Wally didn't realize they were taking the ``pact'' to do it   
   seriously.   
   	   
   	- What about Underoos?  No one wants to admit everyone understands Underoos.    
   ``Are you wearing them now?''  Yes.  He brought some Hot Rod Underoos from the   
   movie.  And he gave a set to Joel, who has them on.  ``These Underoos lift and   
   separate!''   
   	   
   	- Rumors about the other movies he's heard.  Underdog?  If you watch it your   
   eyes burn out of the movie and your face melts.  Simpsons Movie?  The first   
   time is fine, but if you see it a second time you get irritable bowel   
   syndrome.  He's heard.  Bourne    
   Ultimatum?  You actually get syphilis.  I'm surprised he didn't add, it's in   
   Spaaaaanish.   
   	   
      
   The Interruptor:   
   	- I thought I told you to stay the krunk away from you?  Can't you tell that   
   nobody wants you around?  You must be the world's loneliest man.  He must   
   spend most nights offering unsolicited foot rubs to museum night watchmen?   
   	   
   	- He's never had a meaningful sexual experience, unless you count rubbing up   
   against bus ads for The View.  They just remind him of his cross-dressing   
   father.  It helps that he has an IQ in the 40s, isn't that monkey-level?    
   Explaining why he throws is    
   feces at zoo-keepers, even when the zookeepers are at home with their families?   
   	   
   	- He can afford therapy?  When he's blown all his money on canned bacon and   
   back issues of Ebony magazine?  Has the got a pyscho-sexual fixation on old   
   pictures of Ving Rhames?   
   	   
   	- Conan's got a gun and he's willing to use it.  One more interruption and   
   it's bye-bye life, please I don't want to do this, Sayo/Nara!   
   	   
   	- That bullet bounced off me!  He has some sort of makeshift bulletproof vest   
   made of back issues of Ebony magazine!   
   	   
   	- And ... scene.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)