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   Max Is:   
   	- Had way too much sugar before the show.   
   	   
   	   
   Conologue:   
   	- Dick Cheney appeared on Larry King Live just days after his heart   
   procedure.  Doctors said he looked old, pale, and sickly, and so did Cheney.   
   	   
   	- Bill Clinton said if Hillary's elected he'll be glad to serve as roving   
   ambassador.  He said he's got the roving part down already.   
   	   
   	- A new report says many Cubans are sneaking into the United States through   
   Mexico.  Apparently the hard part is squeezing the raft through the tunnel.    
   (Huh?)   
   	   
   	- Star Jones admitted she had gastric bypass surgery.  You got her: she   
   didn't lose 160 pounds in four days naturally.   
   	   
   	- In Ireland someone broke into a wax museum and undressed the figures of   
   Joseph Stalin, Adolph Hitler, and Franklin Roosevelt.  The new exhibit is   
   called Gay Orgies of the Second World War.   
   	   
   	- New York City has started a program of handing out condoms at senior   
   citizen centers.  Each senior gets a lifetime supply of two.   
      
      
   It's Hot!   
   	- Conan's sweat is sweating.  The window is, parts are New York, some is   
   Cincinnati.  That's Beijing.   
   	   
   	- Max is kind of chafing himself.  Some nice banter before the show started   
   and now they're in Max's underwear.  Again.   
   	   
   	- (Cymbals shaken.)  What was that?  Just for emphasis.  That was an accident   
   and you know it.  It was.   
      
      
   Minor League Baseball Mascots:   
   	- Teaneck, New Jersey, Rabbi McDonalds.  With some rabbi attitude.  ``You   
   know we've got the right religion.''   
   	   
   	- Tri-City Satan Chasing His Own Tail.   
   	   
   	- Bay Area Life-Size Barry Bonds Testicles.  A scientist looks at them   
   through the microscope and gives thumbs up.  Supreme Court Justice David   
   Souter.   
   	   
   	- The Fort Wayne Wayne Newton Fort.  This is really, *really* funny.  Yet it   
   made Conan miss the Devil Chasing His Own Tail.   
   	   
   	- The Binghamton Mister Met With A Parasitic Twin.  It begs for death, and is   
   shot behind the curtain, and thanks them for it.  They didn't rehearse   
   enough.  Needs more of the ``Meet The Mets'' song.   
   	   
   	- Sheboygan, Wisconsin, Sluggers Lady With Real Cottage Cheese Thighs.  Hang   
   on, it gets worse!  Interesting.  Sheboygan is not in the Apple built-in   
   dictionary.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)