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   Max Is:   
   	- Good ... they got through that safely.  He said nothing weird.  He looks   
   good.  Yes.   
      
      
   Conologue:   
   	- Gordon Brown visited New York City this week; it's reported he secretly met   
   Bill Clinton on Monday.  It was Clinton's seventh secret meeting of the day.   
   	   
   	- The New York Post reports Britney Spears often feeds her children soda,   
   candy, ice cream, and Doritos meals.  Or as she calls them, the four food   
   groups.   
   	   
   	- A Mexican man who once weighed 1200 pounds has lost half that weight and   
   may get into the Guinness Book for weight loss.  He lost the weight when the   
   family living inside him moved to America.   
   	   
   	- Xerox announced a new kind of paper which kills fewer trees; a spokesman   
   says every ingredient is completely synthetic, except for the kittens.   
   	   
   	- New York is handing out condoms to senior citizens programs.  HBO is suing   
   the program, claiming *they* own the name Deadwood.   
   	   
   	- San Diego Zoo officials announce one giant panda is pregnant again,   
   expecting the fourth cub.  A spokesman said the future looks promising for the   
   species thanks to sluts like Ling-Ling.   
      
      
   Walkover Music:   
   	- Beck, E Pro (?).  Usually they don't get past 1962.   
      
      
   It's August 1:   
   	- Max has to change his calendar.  Conan has the same calendar.  Max should   
   stop looking at it, like he's never seen himself naked.   
      
      
   Noches de Pasion con Senor O'Brien:   
   	- Thugs harass the waitress.  Conan storms in to save the day.   
   	   
   	- Conan punches out the guy.  The exterior is more modern than the interior.   
   	   
   	- Conan does an incredible ricochet to shoot the gun out the guy's hand.   
   	   
   	- And it's a video clip!  Conan wins the woman.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)