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|    Joseph Nebus to All    |
|    1 August 2007 - Seth Rogan, NASA Scandal    |
|    02 Aug 07 01:48:13    |
      From: nebusj-@-rpi-.edu              Seth Rogan:        - Since 'Knocked Up' came out his life is different; it used to be people       didn't talk to him in bars. Now he's swarmed by 25-year-old dudes. It's like       he's Jessica Alba. People ask to hang out with him. Guys with backwards       baseball caps, who had to        be paddled to join their frat.                - Superbad was originally written when he was 13. How is it different from       what he'd written as a 13-year-old? He now has some emotional scenes besides       the genital-related jokes.                - Some of the biggest laughs are lines he wrote when he was 13, so now he's       less funny than he used to be.                - His parents saw the movie and took it as permission to be dirty.                - His personal Citizen Kane was Porky's. He loved 14 minutes of it, and he       made a compilation tape of his favorite nude scenes and Porky's was the       centerpiece of that.                - He outgrew the part of himself for the movie and someone one year younger       than him plays it. He looks considerably older than his actual age; when 18       he had a fake ID plausibly claiming he was 33.                - He rode around with police preparing for his role; he dearly hoped the       people they went on didn't see The Forty-Year-Old Virgin.                     NASA Scandal Puns:        - Conan explains the Post's headline of the 3-Martini Launch. Max quips they       went from Buzz Aldrin to Buzzed Aldrin [1]. John Glenn? John Glenfiditch.        Apollo 8? Apollo 80-proof. Instead of a mission to Mars, they went a fishing       to Bars. Final        Frontier? Final front Beer. Time passes. Tang traded for tankerade. One       small shot for man, one giant gulp for manking. Calender passes. Instead of       Cape Canaveral, they went to Keg Canaveral. Need Another Sip, Astronaut.                - A page says they can probably stop. Stop? America loves puns! The       audience is empty, but applauds.                + [1] Buzz Aldrin is a recovering alcoholic. Was this joke meant to be in       as questionable taste as it was?              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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