From: nebusj-@-rpi-.edu   
      
   Anne Hathaway:   
   	- She was Kieth Richards for Halloween last year.  His daughter thought she   
   was Sid Vicious.  She had to explain she was mocking his father, with love.   
   	   
   	- She's going to Europe for a movie.  The Mediterranean.  With her lovely   
   Italian boyfriend.  Conan's wife calls him ``that guy''.  They live in America   
   and Italy, and she's studying Italian to communicate with his family.   
   	   
   	- She was asked if she wanted bread; she accidentally answered, ``I ate   
   myself before.''  Shocked the mother.  The Americans were amazed she spoke a   
   language; the Italians thought she was an idiot.   
   	   
   	- Conan was in Italy a month ago, he rented a car.  Boston or New Jersey   
   drivers, who's worse?  Conan got in a car and just tried to hit people, and   
   got along great.   
   	   
   	- Master saying ``ciao'', ``bonjourno'', and ``gracia'' they go, you speak   
   fantastically, that's wonderful!  Conan just mastered ``molto bene''.   
   	   
   	- She kind of absorbs the accent around her, and now that she speaks a little   
   and ... with her boyfriend they start speaking their own little nonsense   
   language, with abundant code-swapping.   
   	   
   	- She's in the Get Smart movie.  It meant so much to Conan.  And she's   
   playing Agent 99.  (WHAT?  Oh, dear, my hopes just collapsed.)  She only went   
   to the audition to meet Steve Carell.   
   	   
   	- It's when you don't expect from the audition it doesn't work.  She hoped   
   for the chance to improv with him; but then when she got cast, suddenly there   
   was room for failure.  He said to just be relaxed and everything will fall   
   into place.  She wanted    
   hard evidence.  Conan's advice is drinking.   
   	   
   	- In a fight for the movie she accidentally kicked The Rock in the head, and   
   stilettoed him in the biceps.  She had to do the whole movie in high heels.   
   	   
   	- The Rock hoped to make Anne Hathaway cry, and used the makeup artist to   
   fake a good injury.   
   	   
   	- She's in Becoming Jane Austen.  She's Austen.  There's pressure for her to   
   marry a wealthy man she doesn't love; she accepted the proposal but talks with   
   the one she does love.   
   	   
   	- Kissing someone in that time period is a gross social transgression.    
   Austen fans are blogging angrily now.  Conan does his typing loopiness.   
      
      
   Conan's Diary:   
   	- Dear Diary:   
   		Today I interviewed the beautiful Anne Hathaway, and boy   
   was I hilarious.  I came up with some great jokes, and the entire   
   audience was laughing their heads off.  I just keep getting funnier and   
   funnier.  And guess what?  Anne Hathaway is clearly in love with me!   
   She didn't talk to anyone else the entire time she was out here.  She   
   was all about Conan.  She started at me with bedroom eyes, she leaned in   
   close, then she promoted Becoming Jane, a Miramax studio release.  I   
   swear, I bet she made that movie just so she could come here and flirt   
   in the old Cone Zone.  Uh-oh.  I think she's getting jealous, diary.   
   She thinks I'm spending too much time with you and not enough time with   
   her.   
   		   
   	I'm sorry, I'm ...   
   	   
   	Almost done?   
   	   
   		Wow, now she's finishing my sentences!  we are   
   definitely soulmates.  I think we're in love, love, love, love, love,   
   love, love, love, love, love ..   
   		   
   	Conan?  I'm so sorry, this is awkward, but do you think you   
   could write in your diary later?   
   	   
   		Man, what an insane [ krunk ]!  We are through.  I'm   
   gonna go to commercial.  We'll be right back with Harland Williams.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)