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   Joseph Nebus to All   
   2 August 2007 - Harland Williams, Mavis    
   03 Aug 07 01:40:59   
   
   From: nebusj-@-rpi-.edu   
      
   Harland Williams:   
   	- He has a cartoon.  Is he a fan of television?  Did he have a    
   re-interview?  Hey, he's seen To Entrap A Predator.  He hopes for the predator   
   to be a full-grown African lion.   
   	   
   	- He doesn't like summer. His dad used to dress him in a Tinkerbell costume   
   and make him run into a bug zapper.  He got scorched and all the lights went   
   out in his neighborhood.   
   	   
   	- He was attacked by a skunk.  They don't just bite or claw, but shoot at you   
   ...   
   	   
   	- New invention idea, which isn't a blanket.  Do you like fudge?  It's   
   connected to his invention.  Conan thought they were rebooting.  He invented a   
   new way to say fudge, in a lowered register and more like a foghorn.  If you   
   know anyone named Garry it    
   works too.   
   	   
   	- How's your love life, Harland?  Ever make love to someone and have hair pop   
   out their face?  Conan feels he's in an old vaudeville act.  Williams says   
   it's like making out with Dr Seuss's loraxes.  He goes nuts.   
   	   
   	- Williams thinks there's supposed to be an invasion from space and sound   
   waves travel through the cosmos and Conan's never told them he was a friend.    
   Conan decides to call security.  Williams gives a slarty-barty-s   
   arty-barty-fuuuuuudge friendship    
   call.   
      
      
   Mavis Staples:   
   	- From We'll Never Turn Back: 'Eyes on the Prize'.  I'm very nearly sure of   
   this.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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