From: nebusj-@-rpi-.edu   
      
   String Dance!   
   Max Is:   
   	- Not hearing a word of that.  Scripted.   
   	   
      
   Conologue:   
   	- Store owners in Iraq say Iraqi consumers are developing a taste for   
   pringles, Froot Loops, and Kraft Macaroni and Cheese.  They're also getting   
   fat.   
   	   
   	- Britney Spears is critized for taking her 22-month-old son to the dentist   
   to have his teeth whitened.  But it was either that or stop giving him coffee   
   and cigarettes.   
   	   
   	- Angelina Jolie allegedly threw a glass of wine in Brad Pitt's face and   
   they're thinking of splitting up.  If it happens, she gets the kids of Asia,   
   Europe, and Australia; he gets the ones from Africa, South America, and   
   Greenland.   
   	   
   	- A 94-year-old great-grandmother has become the oldest person in the world   
   to earn a Master's degree, and she plans to continue in her education.  All   
   are excited for her, except her student loan officer.   
   	   
   	- Donald Trump's opened a line of bedroom furniture.  It's special: the bed   
   automatically kicks your wife out when she turns thirty.   
   	   
   	- An Arkansas woman gave birth to her 17th child and said she wants to have   
   more children.  Her vagina then got up and left the room.   
   	   
      
   Wardrobe:   
   	Conan gets put in a dark suit, and Max is dressed as an ice cream salesman;   
   then the other way around; but tonight they're synchronized.   
      
      
   New Satellite TV Channels:   
   	- CNN, Weather Channel ...   
   	   
   	- The Way Too Honest Home Shopping Network: the 20 ugliest quilts in the   
   world.  Crystal butterflies.  Part of me is dying inside from the crystal   
   bears.   
   	   
   	- Lindsay Lohan News Network: She enters rehab; breaking news, she's left;   
   she's found sleeping in a Burbank parking lot; update --  statement from her   
   publicist, entering rehab; she's out of rehab.  Bulletin: carjacked an   
   18-wheeler and is fleeing    
   police.   
   	   
   	- Lethal Injection Blooper Network: Ossining, 3 May 1968.  The needle   
   breaks.  Over and over.  Yakity Sax gets going.   
   	   
   	- Bad Stunt Double Channel: They're quite bad stunt doubles.   
   	   
   	- Too Demanding In Bed Channel: She wants him to grow a moustache, be ten   
   years older, say her name backward, and so on, do a magic trick, talk about   
   the Protestant Reformation ...   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)