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   Chris Tucker:   
   	- He loves the billboards of himself.  He's hanging out with celebrities like   
   Prince who don't hang out with others.  Prince has a club in his house.    
   Prince tried getting his attention with an odd little noise.  He's short; you   
   can see his feet on his    
   driver's license.   
   	   
   	- He hangs out with Michael Jackson, sometimes.  They bump into one another   
   sometimes and calls him Christmas.  They go to movies sometimes, but Jackson   
   has to sneak in.  He's loud in movies.   
   	   
   	- He hears constantly about Smokey.   
   	   
   	- Jackie Chan said he always encouraged you to do more stunts.  Chan was hurt   
   on the movie.  Tucker didn't; his stunt man was hurt.  He'd harass him until   
   Tucker did do some stunts.   
   	   
   	- They eat with him in Hong Kong, but they'll eat everything from the sea.    
   Frog spit soup, delicacy!  Good for your skin.   
      
      
   Max's New Snare Drum:   
   	- It sounds like a gunshot.  Conan, duck!  There's a duck in the studio.    
   Cute one, too.  Watch it, Conan!  The finest miniseries adaptation of a   
   Stephen King movie he's ever seen.  Conan, run for your life!  Run for your   
   game of Life, it's teetering on    
   the edge of that table!  Conan, OJ's after you!  On the show rundown, from the   
   good people at Tropicana.   
   	   
   	- Conan, bear in the studio!  From Joel.  His clothes are off?  Yeah, you got   
   him.  He's just naked.  And mauled by a bear.  Give it up for Quackers the   
   duck.  Quackers has Conan hypnotized.   
   	   
   	- The next commercial (on WNBC/New York City) was for the movie 'Stardust'.   
      
   Tori Spelling:   
   	- She had son recently.  She wanted to know the sex before he was born;   
   they'd been calling him a 'she' for five months.  On the sonogram, 'that's a   
   funny looking girl since she has a penis.'  They can say penis, they can fire   
   penises into the crowd!     
   Spelling asks if he likes the word penis, which Conan denies.  Consider now   
   his famous Saturday Night Live sketch.   
   	   
   	- She likes reading tabloids as it's better to know what they're saying than   
   to not know it.  One story was that she'd wear a diamond-studded nail polish,   
   perfectly insane.   
   	   
   	- Conan was a 90210 fan.  He thought he could be one of the kids.  He'd want   
   to be Blaze.  And she says Penis.   
   	   
   	- Her show is her and her husband running a bed-and-breakfast.  They held a   
   yard sale, which started as an estate sale.  Selling the armoire didn't work,   
   they'd ask for panties or dolls.  (Max, explain yourself.)  No furniture sold;   
   they wanted    
   nicknacks.  But she autographed her microwave and saw it walk out the door.    
   But then it all sold on eBay.   
   	   
   	- Someone bought her tampons and sold them on eBay.  She got twice the price   
   she paid for them.   
   	   
   	- Her bed and breakfast starts at $150 a night for weeknights.  Conan thinks   
   this reasonable to say you slept with Tori Spelling for $150.   
      
      
   Shiny Toy Guns:   
   	- From 'We Are Pilots': I hope it's 'You Are The One', as that's the only   
   part of the lyric I could understand.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)