From: ddrewc@verizonSPAMBEGONE.net   
      
   On 2007-08-07 11:39 p.m., Joseph Nebus verbated:   
   > New Satellite TV Channels:   
   > 	- Too Demanding In Bed Channel: She wants him to grow a moustache, be ten   
   years older, say her name backward, and so on, do a magic trick, talk about   
   the Protestant Reformation ...   
      
   This was the best channel I've seen in a long time, IMHO. I guess, in   
   general, I enjoy watching increasingly ludicrous takeoffs on common events   
   such as this.   
      
   Here's a full recap of the woman's demands, to which her partner dutifully   
   complies:   
      
   1. Turn out the lights.   
   2. Put on some music. (He turns on smooth jazz via remote control.)   
   3. Funkier. (He changes the music, which now sounds a bit sprightlier, but   
   is still smooth jazz to my ears.)   
   4. Light a candle.   
   5. A scented candle.   
   6. Take off your shirt.   
   7. Grow a mustache. (A full-bodied mustache appears on his face.)   
   8. A little one. (Mustache downsizes.)   
   9. Be ten years older. (Youngish actor is replaced by Kevin Dorff, a   
   writer/actor on the show.)   
   10. Say my name. (Says "Allison.")   
   11. Say it backward. ("Nosilla.")   
   12. Introduce me to your family. (Family shows up alongside couple in bed;   
   he introduces them.)   
   13. Do a magic trick. (He makes a beautiful woman appear out of a chest.)   
   14. Tell me about the German Reformation. (He begins: "Troubled by the sale   
   of indulgences and the practice of simony in the Catholic Church, German   
   monk Martin Luther...")   
      
   For the last part, the closed-captioner wrote "sodomy" instead of "simony,"   
   a slip that I found hilariously appropriate.   
      
   Incidentally, video of this channel (and some of the others in the episode)   
   can be streamed from nbc.com.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)