From: nebusj-@-rpi-.edu   
      
   NBC Logo: No rings.   
   String Dance!   
   Max Is:   
   	- Saying a sentence the first part of which is gobbledygook.   
      
      
   Conologue:   
   	- Presidential debate last night, again.  It's down to 690 candidates.    
   Hillary Clinton was criticized for her husband's 'Don't Ask, Don't Tell'   
   policy.  She said sorry, but that's the basis of her entire marriage.   
   	   
   	- Angelina Jolie said to prove her commitment to Brad Pitt she's given up   
   sleeping with women.  Pitt said, 'Dear God, what have I done?'   
   	   
   	- Investors plan to open a hotel in space; a weekend stay will cost four   
   million dollars.  And another million if you eat a Snickers from the mini-bar.   
   	   
   	- Britney Spears has (stole a zeppelin?) accused her mother of sleeping with   
   Kevin Federline to make her jealous.  Her mother said, ``Honey, I know I'm 50,   
   and I haven't dated in ten years, but I could do a *lot* better than that.''   
   	   
   	- A Colorado priest was arrested for jogging naked.  In his defense, he was   
   trying to impress his neighbor, the Topless Nun.  Jeff Ross was right: that   
   didn't work.   
   	   
   	- Roseanne Barr announced someone stole a private sex tape she made.  To make   
   sure it never happens again, she's labelled all her sex tapes, ``Roseanne Barr   
   Sex Tapes''.   
      
      
   Max Has New Glasses   
   	- So he gets $60 million for it, right?   
      
      
   On-Air Accountability:   
   	- Conan does his Kennedy to call for on-air accountability for Mike, the   
   writer who thought the joke would work.  It's how his mother talked.   
      
      
   YouTube:   
   	- A video from Ben Bazeroski (sp?), from Michigan.  He makes custom   
   flip-books.  Conan's string dance.  It's the one Ben posted here recently.    
   Conan notes that he didn't get permission for using the logo ... SUE HIM!   
      
      
   Quackers:   
   	- He recounts the unexpected incident of the other night.   
   	   
   	- He apologizes for Quackers' behavior, and his swearing about it.   
   	   
   	- Special Announcement: this fall Quackers is coming to prime time in   
   Quackers the [ ]-eating duck!  They have a little sketch about it.  Tuesdays,   
   Wednesdays, and Fridays at eight, encore on Saturdays, and a marathon on   
   Sunday nights!   
      
      
   SAT Analogies:   
   	- Incorrect, Quackers.  He got a zero as all his answers were ``Quack''.   
   	   
   	- Old Home Run King : Hammerin' Hank :: New Home Run King : []-stickin' Barry!   
   	   
   	- Lincoln : wept when he heard news of Gettysburg :: Bush : wept when Steve   
   left ``Blue's Clues''   
   	   
   	- People who see a typical pregnant woman : ``She's glowing'' :: people who   
   see a pregnant Nicole Richie : ``Who stuffed an avocado inside that cocktail   
   straw?''   
   	   
   	- Rupert Murdoch : pays $6 billion to buy Wall Street Journal :: Clay Aiken :   
   pay $6 buck to touch guy at next urinal.   
   	   
   	- Amy Winehouse : ``They asked me to go to rehab and I said, `No, no no'.''   
   :: Lindsay Lohan : ``They asked me to go to rehab and I said, `Blopple,   
   blurdle, drive smash, vomit, slub slub, zzzzz'.''   
   	   
   	+ Quackers, not trusting Conan, makes a circuit around the desk.   
   	   
   	- Rotiserrie chicken : cheap and widely available piece of white meat that's   
   turned over and over all night long, after getting jabbed with a stiff rod and   
   continuously basted with salty sauce, and then, after being consumed by three   
   or four people, is    
   discarded as worthless :: Paris Hilton : glamourous hotel heiress.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)