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   David Duchovny:   
   	- Hollywood Swinging for his intro music; Max doesn't know why.  Duchovny   
   prefers New York State Of Mind, which they have on hand.   
   	   
   	- Conan loves Duchovny's show, which pulls no punches and finally exposes the   
   twisted lifestyle of Hollywood professionals, only now with sex scenes.  Yet   
   Duchovny ironically dislikes his own naked body!   
   	   
   	- Conan is extremely pale.   
   	   
   	- To help his nakedness they got him naked early and tried to give him   
   bronzer.  He put it on his son instead, bronzing him until he was a hood   
   ornament and got his own series.   
   	   
   	- Kids are funny!  His son's like his wife and his daughter's like him!  And   
   they know the computers stuff.  Plus on the Internet is such freaky gay sex   
   stuff.  Of course, Andy was really popular with big burly hairy gay men, where   
   he was a 'cub'.     
   LaBamba with the gay jokes!   
   	   
   	- His kid's a miser, half Jewish and half Scottish!  He's saved up $170 but   
   doesn't want to pay for an iPod.  He plans to have a million dollars, then   
   eventually spend one.  He tried to swap the kid's money for bigger bills, and   
   the kid didn't go for it,   
    even at a 10-point discount.   
   	   
   	- There may be another X-Files movie now that it's ten years past anyone   
   caring.  How can Conan be on the air at 12:35 am every single night?   
      
      
      
   The US Has Lots Of Guns:   
   	- There's 90 guns for every 100 Americans.  Now imagine the first sketch that   
   pops into everyone's mind about that fact.  Time's up.   
      
   	- Everyone's answer: An argument breaks out in the audience about whether   
   it's 70 or 90 and against all expectations both arguers have guns and shoot   
   each other.  Dueling paramedics try to rescue them, and have a shoot-out.  Did   
   Max like the skit?  He    
   didn't think it was funny, and is murdered by Conan for it.  Guns: the best   
   way to end a sketch.  Somebody gets shot after The More You Know.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)