From: nebusj-@-rpi-.edu   
      
   Will Arnett:   
   	- He met Bruce Springsteen once, shopping at a men's clothing   
   store.  He wanted to put it on his account; the clerk said OK, and   
   called up to say ``I have Rick Springfield here''.  The guy died when   
   Bruce corrected him.   
   	   
   	- The Smithsonian called Arnett.   
   	   
   	- In San Francisco he asked for a Grateful Dead song as intro   
   music.  He'd been to 15 or 20 Dead shows, not many, done everything you   
   do at the show.  He's ... into science, so experimentation is the   
   pursuit of science.  Without it you wouldn't have the wheel or stuff.   
   	   
   	- A guy he knew was going to write a movie on the Grateful Dead.   
    Jerry Garcia called with a great idea and had him come out.  Garcia   
   opened the door in bathing suit, ``Yo, man, we're in the pool, come and   
   hang out, come to my bedroom, I'll get you a suit!''  After a day of   
   partying, he finally asked Garcia what the idea was; Garcia forgot.   
   	   
   	- The movie's about loser guys looking for a women who'll let   
   them impregnate him.   
      
      
   Introducing the Next Guest:   
   	- Arnett thought it was just him tonight.  Conan has other   
   guests?  But they're killing out here.  It's nothing personal, they just   
   have two other guests.  Why would Picasso be out with Ben and Jerry?   
   Arnett's interview is over; he doesn't feel safe, and he takes off.   
   	   
   	- Max can't believe it.  Now the crowd's mad at him; Conan's   
   sorry.  Moving on, the next guest is in 'Everybody Hates Chris', here's   
   Terry Crews.  It's Will Arnett in moustache and glasses.  He heard the   
   Smithsonian called Arnett, a joke Conan still doesn't understand.   
   	   
   	- All right, so, then, what channel is 'Everybody Hates Chris'   
   on?  Why the details, it's on TV.  Has he got a clip?  It's from   
   'Everybody Hates Kris', and it's of Arnett in costume hating Kris and   
   pounding on Will Arnett's stage door.   
      
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